Xiaolin Showdown · Season 1
So, that's the way it's gonna be, huh?
You tell us, Raimundo.
You can always drop the Shen Gong Wu and leave.
Nah, I'm up for a Xiaolin slap down.
Raimundo, I am starting to think you are not enacting some sort of SECRET ELABORATE PLAN.
Nothin' escapes you, Omi.
Not even you!
Wrong.
[After Raimundo escapes the Xiaolin temple by stealing the Serpent's Tail…]
[heartbroken] Raimundo really has betrayed us.
Raimundo stole our Shen Gong Wu? This is most troubling.
If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, put a padlock on this thing!
There's a bright side. He only rustled up one… the Serpent's Tail.
Why would Raimundo take just one Shen Gong Wu?
Because that one Shen Gong Wu is all Wuya needs.
Is the Serpent's Tail really all that?
You got that ominous thing going on. Care to spill the beans?
On its own, the Serpent's Tail is no great threat, it makes a solid person ghostly.
But combined with Reversing Mirror...
It would turn a ghostly person solid!
Wuya!
Precisely.
This is bad. Very, very bad.
If I had hair, it would be standing on end.
If I had boots, I'd be quaking in them.
Wanna borrow mine?
No thanks. No feet.
[Wuya cackles evilly as she has been revived to her solid body]
Wuya?
In the flesh.
Hah! The joke's on you Wuya! You broke the Reversing Mirror. Seven years bad luck! In, your, face!
Actually, since its the Reversing Mirror, its seven years good luck.
Ooh, hadn't thought of that. Crud.
I am most confused. If you were just going to give me the pebble, why make me go through the whole Showdown?
Two reasons. One, it was funny.
True.
Two, to teach you something.
Crush them.
[girly shriek] A retreat might be in order, here!
[turning livid] WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET HIM BACK?!?!?!
Oops.
You...You...YOU!...
Doofus?
[to Clay] Thank you. [to Jack] YOU DOOFUS! You trapped Omi in the past forever!
Delicious. My domination of the world is now...complete.
Uh, Wuya? You might wanna do head count. You're short one, Omi.
Omi? [gasps, poof] Where's Omi?
Frankly, It's none of your business, Ma'am.
Oh, as they say I have ways to making you talk.
He's trapped in a past!
What?
Yeah. He traveled back in time as some guy named Dashi for help!
Omi's in a past?
Yes. And now he's trapped there!
And it was me who sent him back, Wuya! I was really on your side all the way! Stupid Omi walked right in to our trap! WOO-HOO! You can let me go now.
Forget it, Jack. I'm not buying it.
Really? Even if I whimper? [whimpers]
Omi's really trapped in the past?
We'll never see him again, thanks to you!
And I hope you feel guilty about it.
Yeah, nice going, you two-faced fink.
I...I never wanted anything happen to you guys, I...I just wanted my due.
And now you're got it, Raimundo. To the dungeon with them!
Wait, wait! Wuya. What if these guys. You know swear loyalty to you. Maybe they could sort a live the the palace? With me?
If, they swear their loyalty.
C'mon, guys! You won't believe the stuff she's got video games, racecars, speed boats...
Sold! You can let me go now.
The offer's not for you, Jack.
Buy, you really hold the grudge.
Guys, Wuya rules the whole world. So, c'mon, join the winning team already. What do you say?
What do we say? How about...DREAM ON!
Clay': I'd sooner kiss the backside of a mule.
[offscreen] Forget it!
What's the matter, Rai? You look pretty bored for a guy who rules the world.
What are you doing here!? Did you decide to join me?
Nope. Still rather kiss the backside of a mule.
We escaped, Raimundo. So be cool and let us go.
Or be a loser and come after us.
Better run, 'cause I'm coming after you.
Have it your way.
C'mon. We got some former friends to catch.
How like Dashi to give you the tool but not the knowledge of how to use it. He always was a fool. A smart dresser, but a fool.
Me? Fighting for good? In a bathrobe? Forget it. Next time we meet, we're enemies again.
[Is about to fly off when Omi grabs his trenchcoat and gives him sad eyes.]
But maybe some time, if we're not fighting over Shen Gong Wu, we can all go for ice cream. My treat.
Yes that would be most nice. We could get a Monday!
Sundae.
Even better!
You thought I'd stay out of that box forever, didn't you?
Yes, I did, Wuya. Well, another 1500 years would have been nice!
Shard of Lightning!
[Everything freezes in time]
As soon as the user brings forth the power of the Shard, he can move so fast no one can see him.
I got the big guy. You get the little monk, Jack. [takes the Eye of Dashi out of Raimundo's hand] The hand is faster than even the Eye of Dashi. [then places a bucket of water over his head] That should teach them to mess with Jack Spicer.
[referring to Omi] What to do with the cheese ball? Ah! [switches the Golden Tiger Claws with a squirrel]
Nah. Not evil enough. [hammers Omi's shoes to the ground]
Why stop there? [pulls down Omi's pants]
Perfect!
But the powers of the Shard only last as long as the flash of lightning.
I would not count your ducks before they emerge from their shells!
...that one wasn't even close.
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Xiaolin Showdown pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.
