It is one step forward and two steps back. Perhaps the secret lies within the food. I shall eat until I am big! [starts scarfing down some food]
You know, we got a saying down in Texas: "You can't put a 20-gallon head in a 10-gallon hat."
Yeah. You just made that up. Hey, here's an idea! Watch this! Changing Chopsticks! [uses the chopsticks to shrink down the food] Now you can eat every last bite.
[finds the solution to the problem] Raimundo, that is the answer! I will grow bigger backwards!
Clay, may I please borrow the Reversing Mirror? Raimundo, may I please borrow the Changing Chopsticks?
Where are you going with this, Omi?
Changing Chopsticks! Reversing Mirror! [combines the effects of both the Wu and grows into a massive size] Now there is nothing I cannot accomplish! Except perhaps explaining to Master Fung about the temple ceiling.
Cyclops is still unstoppable. And now because of me, we have lost two Shen Gong Wu.
Don't be so down on yourself, Omi. I'm the one who blew the showdown.
Yes, but only because I was not there to fight your battle. It is I to blame for your most humiliating defeat.
Uh-huh. Excuse me while I crawl under a rock.
Since you clearly cannot get along without me, I will return to regular size. Changing Chopsticks! [shrinks down and finds he's a little shorter than his friends] Hmm. I do not remember my fellow warriors being quite so big.
Yeah. Maybe you ought to give that bronco another ride.
Changing Chopsticks! [shrinks a little bit] Changing Chopsticks! [shrinks a little more] Changing Chopsticks!
[kneels down] Maybe you should stop while there's something left.
You know, you used the Reversing Mirror and the Changing Chopsticks to get into this. I'll bet you need 'em both to get out.
[sighs] I'm afraid 'cause of me, we're shy one Reversing Mirror.
I have much thinking to do. Can you carry me to the temple? If I walk, I fear it will take many months.
You okay down there, partner?
Oh, yes! Dojo's earwax is most convenient! But I do wish I had a better view. Ah, that is much better!
Better hope I don't sneeze!
Nooo, you have very clean sinuses! I thank you!
Jack Wings of Tinabi! [screams as he flies out of control]
HOW DO YOU CONTROL THESE THINGS?!
Has Dojo ever gotten out of his box?
It's only happened once. It was the last time anyone saw... Atlantis.
One of you will have to remain behind to watch Dojo.
Master Fung is wise as always. Raimundo, you will remain behind.
[Raimundo growls sharply]
No, Omi, you will be the one who stays.
Why should I remain behind and Raimundo go? It took him the longest to become an apprentice, and no one thought he would make it!
Uh, I mean, except for me?
[as Master Fung] Omi, it is Master Fung. Dojo is holding me prisoner!
No. I do not believe you! [eats an eggroll]
[as a sad little girl; crying] Please let me out. I'm lost! [cries]
[as a mother version of Omi] Omi, this is your mother speaking. You open that door this instant!
Dojo, you are merely wasting your efforts. Besides, I am an orphan.
[as Omi] Omi, it's Omi. You've got to let me out!
[irritated] Oh, this is now getting most ridiculous!
Hate to eat and run, but we're sensing a new Wu! But don't worry, we'll be back for some stir-fried Omi!
I did not abandon my post! I am still at my post, actually I am inside my post! But that Dojo pulled his sweater over my eyes!
Alright, that's gotta be Omi.
[Clay, Raimundo and Kimiko all take one step aside from Omi]
[sighs shamefully in dismay] I am so ashamed. It appears Dojo is one very crafty dragon.
Maybe we should just take the Shen Gong Wu and leave.
It will not matter where or how far we travel… Dojo will find us.
As always, Master Fung is most wise. An honorable warrior would stay and… [Two-Headed Dojo flies over the Shen Gong Wu vault] Fight?
He does know how to make an entrance.
I got me a powerful craving for some Shen Gong Wu. One stomach and two mouths to feed!
[to Omi as Two-Headed Dojo is about to eat him] Remember, Omi… The future of the world is in your hands.
NOOOO!!!!!!! [enraged at Two-Headed Dojo] You have eaten Master Fung! Now you have gone too far!
[mockingly] Ooh, I'm so scared! That's a good one! [laughs teasingly as Omi steams up in irritation]
[Drowsily] You kids need your rest. How about we get a fresh start tomorrow? And fly around, aimlessly...looking for the Shen Gong...[sleepily] ..Wu. [snoring]
Dojo! Don't nod off on us now! [Wakes Dojo up]
[Disoriented] J-Just 5 more minutes, mommy! I don't wanna go to school!
This is most inconvenient. We are losing valuable time on this slow jet plane! Lazy lizard!
[holding the Sands of Time] Looking for this, Xiaolin losers? Too bad! You're out of luck and out of time! Haahaaha!
It was up to me to find the Sands of Time and I failed all of you. My friends, Master Fung and the entire universe! I believe that about covers it.
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