Stay out of this Ashley.
My evil name's Katnappe, doofus.
Who you calling' doofus, Kitty Litter?
Who you calling' Kitty Litter, Robo-freak?
WWuya
Enough! Cease your bickering.
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DDojo
[after Omi's defeat] What happened? I blinked and missed it.
See you, Xiaolin Warriors. I've got more shopping to do. Me-ow!
DDojo
Except for the parts where she slapped us silly and got away, I think that went pretty well.
Jack Spicer: What did you just do?
Omi: I sent the Golden Tiger Claws to the Earth's core.
Clay: Been nice, not fightin' with ya, mam.
Katnappe: Why did you do that? You're so stupid.
Omi: Perhaps I will never get to use the Golden Tiger Claws, but neither will you.
Jack Spicer : Get in, Ashley.
Kimiko: And that's victory enough for us.
Uh-huh, hmm. So, Mr. Tubbimura, tell us about yourself. Why should Jack Spicer, evil incorporated, hire you?
[Bowing] Hai. Well, er, I have, as you can see, extensive experience wreaking havoc and destruction.
Yeah not really looking for H and D.
Er, I also have solid grasp of mayhem.
WWuya
Mayhem is good.
There's always a need for mayhem.
DDojo
[with a stuffy red nose; nasally] I got good news and bad news. [unveils the Shen Gong Wu Scroll] The good news is another Shen Gong Wu has revealed itself. The bad news is… [sneezes] The bad news is this is what makes me sneeze.
[wipes the soot off his pants] No, the bad news is I don't have fireproof pants.
DDojo
[aggrivated] Oh, thanks. Very supportive. [sneezes again]
Ah, the Sword of the Storm. I've studied this particular Shen Gong Wu for many years. There are things of which you must be aware when using this wind Shen Gong Wu.
[thinking] Oh, man. This dude can talk. Get to the point already.
Once, a knowledgeable warrior can blah the Sword of the blah, blah, blah. It is all blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Tubbimura: Hai. You are correct. I am Tubbimura, mighty warrior of the ninja arts. Hai.
Raimundo: Nice to meet you. I'm Raimundo, Xiaolin Dragon of the wind, in training.
Tubbimura: Enough babble. Surrender the Sword of the Storm or be delta with in the harshest of manners.
You found the Sword of the Storm?
Yeah.
But you lost it?
It wasn't my fault. That sword didn't even work.
Did you not remember what I said about this Shen Gong Wu?
Well, yeah, of course I did. I… [notices everyone glaring at him] What?
You didn't hear a word about the Sword of the Storm, did you?
I, uh… might have missed the middle part.
[Kimiko groans and facepalms as Omi growls in irritation with his face turning red]
Raimundo was defeated by a wind Shen Gong Wu? But ain't wind your dragon element?
[admitting] Yeah, yeah. I get the point. I messed up. Like you guys never make mistakes.
You must choose. Drop the Sword of the Storm or fall.
'Kay, I choose fall.
You weren't defeated by your opponent Raimundo.
Oh, no? Would you like to see the impression of his boot on my butt?
[Hurriedly] Oh, that won't be necessary. You were defeated by your lack of knowledge. Remember, a drop of knowledge is more powerful than a sea of force.
[Sighs] Can't anyone speak normally around here?
Reflect on these things. As for me, I think I shall try my hand at Goo Zombies 2.
[As Raimundo and Tubbimura start their showdown]
I hope Raimundo knows what he's doing.
How can he? Even Omi doesn't know what he's doing, and he's an expert.
[after Dojo sneezes on him, burned up] Gesundheit.
Oh, I'm leaving alright, and you're coming with me!
Oh, really, who's gonna make me?
Kimiko, meet Kimiko. Or should I say, meet your match.
Being a lucky guesser, guess which cup the candy is under. [places a piece of candy on the table and covers it with one of the three cups] If you're right, you keep it. If you're wrong, you owe me.
Face it, Raimundo. He's all over you like stink on a skunk.
Ah-ah! The master isn't through yet. Gotcha, don't I?
No, the Ace is in your sleeve. I only hesitate because I'm thinking of Kimiko again. Or perhaps I should say, the one who calls herself Kimiko.
You're tiger instincts are keen, bro. But your theory about Kim is… I don't know, it's-
Buggier than a June bug?
Yeah, it's buggier than a June bug.
No. I am sure of myself on this matter. But if you will not listen, perhaps Master Fung will.
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