Dibs on the Eye of Dashi!
No! You cannot have it! You do not know what it will do!
Sure I do, it's supposed to shoot lightning or something. Besides, I called it.
But I won it in the showdown! I should be the first to use it!
Fighting over a Shen Gong Wu? Are you two trying to start a Xiaolin Showdown?
Master Fung, please decide which (one) of us should take the Eye of Dashi.
Hmm. It should go to the winner of the obstacle course challenge
I didn't mean you, Omi. Clay was the fastest.
[not believing it; shocked] WHAT?! But he…
Much obliged, Master Fung, sir.
The Mantis Flip Coin and the Two-Ton Tunic.
[upset] I get no Shen Gong Wu?
The battle is over, Spicer! You lost.
Perhaps they should meet our new friend, Le Mime.
[chuckles] You brought a mime?
What are you gonna do, annoy us to death?
[Le Mime traps them inside a magical box]
[believing the box is imaginary] Look at him, he's pretending to put us inside a box. [laughs] So lame. [sarcastically] Oh, no! We are trapped! We can not get out!
Very silly. I- [hits his head on an invisible solid wall] Hey.
[hits his head as well] Oh! There is a wall here.
Uh, guys? We really are trapped!
You kids have fun. We're off to get the Fist of Tebigong.
[Clay can't hear the others through the magical box because their voices are inaudible]
He thinks we're playing charades.
Fine. I got a charade for him.
Ooh, that Fist of Tebigong must be close, 'cause I'm getting a wicked case of Shen Gong Wu rash! Yeah, it kinda itches here, but it's more burny down there, and behind the my tail I've got this unsightly cracking. I mean it, it's ooh.
I meant with the location of the Shen Gong Wu!
First order of business when I rule the world: vaporize all mimes.
There has gotta be some way outta here. Okay. Those walls are solid.
Let me try. [she throws Raimundo on a mime wall] You're right. Those walls are solid.
Well, this is nice, eh? The three of us friends having a few laughs together. But where's our fourth friend, Mr. Clay? Oh, that's right. HE'S LOSING THE FIST OF TEBIGONG TO JACK SPICER! DID YOU GUYS FORGET THAT?!
[Clay and Jack touch the Fist of Tebigong and start their Xiaolin Showdown]
Clay, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown!
[spots an Indian blue robin bird] That robin. First one to catch it wins.
Okay, Jack, I accept your challenge.
OR Omi, Raimundo & Kimiko
Ohh!
CJ Clay & Jack
Let's go, Xiaolin Showdown!
[clutching her stomach; dizzily] Still not used to that.
CJ Clay & Jack
GONG YI TANPAI!
So, Clay? Can I give the Eye of Dashi a try?
What? Why? I should try it before you. I found it.
Then perhaps, I'll try the Fist of Tebigong on your head!
Guys, knock it off! Or I'll Third Arm Sash your mouths shut!
[Episode starts with Kimiko and Jack climbing up a mountain to reach the Monkey Staff]
[using the Jetbootsu to walk up the mountain] You know this a showdown, right, Kimiko?
You maybe those boots make you look like a dweeb, right, Jack?
Yuck! This candy tastes most unpleasant!
That 'cause it's lipstick.
[shivering] This water's cold. I'm tellin' ya, I don't know how my cousin, Nessie, stands living here! 'Course, if you ask me, she likes all the attention! "Hey, look! It's the Loch Ness Monster!"
SM Scottish Man
[offscreen] Hey, look! It's the Loch Ness Monster!
Standard for my folk’s parties. Snobfest a-go-go.
A Ashley (Katnappé)
So, are you Jack? the kid they’re all talking about upstairs?
[Perking up hopefully] They’re talking about me?! Are they calling me a genius?!
A Ashley (Katnappé)
More like “weirdo”
WHAT’S SO WEIRD ABOUT ME?!
I am very surprised Kimiko can lift such a heavy pot with her delicate female arms.
The Golden Tiger Claws are inside that palace?
That's what this rash is telling me. Ohhh. Wonder if there's an ointment for this? Ahhhh-hhhh!
Maybe if we knock on the door and ask real nice like?
That's the Emperor Palace. They don't just let anybody in there. We need connections!
Oh, no worries. I'll call my dad.
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