Xiaolin Showdown · Season 1
Dojo, you're practically one of them critters! Have any ideas?
[Indignantly] I BEG YOUR PARDON! That's like me saying you're practically a monkey. Just because she speaks with a British accent doesn't make her smart, like a dragon! We fly, breathe fire and chew with our mouths closed!
The jig is down! You're at the top of your rope! Spoon over that Wu! [Pauses, everyone stares at him].
Oooh, oh! I got it! The jig is up, you're at the end of your rope, fork over the Wu! [Starts dancing and brings out an evil genius ribbon]
We cannot just stand by and watch Wuya and Jack being chewed up by a big dinosaur.
You're right. Someone better get the camcorder.
Jack, use your Shen Gong Wu!
Changing Chopsticks! [shrinks Wuya]
Not me you fool!
Changing Chopsticks! [shrinks himself]
[Wuya kicks Jack in the butt and Jack uses the Changing Chopsticks, making themselves normal-sized again]
[takes out the Rio Reverso] Rio--
[The T-Rex whacks them with its tail, sending them flying off into the ocean]
Arrow Sparrow! [T-Rex merely eats it and fires it back at her as she protect herself, Omi, Raimundo, Clay and Dojo; in distance] WUDAI FIRE SHIELD! [As the fire hits leaks in the oil tank, causing an explosion; The fallen Ruby of Ramses and Rio Reverso drop to two separate places, and the T-Rex runs towards the Rio Reverso] If we don't do something, we would wind up the ones extinct.
I got us into this but this time I got a plan. [slip and slides on the oil, swipes the Ruby of Ramses and he and the T-Rex touch the Rio Reverso together] T-Rex, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown! My Ruby of Ramses against your Changing Chopsticks.
Jolly good. The game is Jurassic Chess.
[in unison] Let's go! Xiaolin Showdown!
The Fancy Feet is no ordinary Wu. Whoever possesses the Wu can move faster than anything in the world. It's quiet handy when chasing an evil doer, or running away from a bully half your size.
You're...sending...me...away!?
I assure you that I will be here when you get back.
That's what my last master said when he went to for a soda and never returned!
You will do as I say, and never, EVER ask questions. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!?
YES, MASTER MONK GUAN!
Good. Now, any questions? [Raimundo raises hand] HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND!? WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT QUESTIONS!?
What wise saying do you have for us?
...I have none.
C'mon, you can whip out one of those old cheesy sayings...[Master Fung makes an angry face]...that we all love.
I am afraid I am out of any 'cheesy sayings'.
If you want I can give you your file. [Pulls out an extremely large folder of paper. Master Fung makes another angry face] Not that you would need a file like that. [hides folder with a wide grin]
This cannot be happening...Our Bobo is turning to the darkside. Again!
The name is Raimundo. Not Bobo!
Raimundo, what in the Sam Hill are ya doin?
We're your friends.
I got all the friends I need right here.
Poor little guy is like a fish outta water! [evilly laughing]
Solution is most simple! Raimundo must never sleep again!
During my shift, I shall keep you awake with the most ancient training method known as [hold a bucket of cold water] DODGE THE BUCKET OF ICE WATER!
Huh? [cold water hits his face, which get frosted with ice] WHOA!
[Omi breaks the ice off of Raimundo, who shivers]
You may need some practice, even though you will never be as good as me.
[yawns] Would it kill ya to get some reclining seats, Dojo.
Please return all complaints to their full shut-up position, as we approach our final destination: Jack Spicer's lair.
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