I think the evil inside you is stronger than you think.
The good in you may be stronger then you know.
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
That is correct. Only ONE would rise, but not until you worked together AS one.
DDojo
I don't know about you, but I think he makes this stuff up as he goes along. [laughs to himself]
We may be outside, but we are not down.
I think he means we're down but not out.
BPBird of Paradise
I have given you the greatest gift of all.
Farm equipment?
[Wuya and Kimiko touch the Moby Morpher at the same time in a volcano]
Wuya, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown! The game is Meteor Shower. The first to reach the Moby Morpher wins!
WWuya
And to make it interesting, my Ying Yo-Yo against your Yang Yo-Yo!
You never mention you have the Ying Yo-Yo.
WWuya
Oh. Didn't I? Must've slipped my mind.
Kimiko, remember, if you enter the Ying-Yang World without both Wu, you will come out evil!
DDojo
And if you enter evil, you come out good. We may need a score card for this one.
KWKimko & Wuya
[in unison] LET'S GO! XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!
DDojo
Maybe I should take over. I'd like to leave the parallel universe in one piece.
Do you know how to fly the Silver Manta Ray?
DDojo
Please, I was flying before I could crawl. I'm not just a mystical dragon. I'm also a certified pilot!
Good enough for me! She's all yours, pappy!
DDojo
Now, let's see if we can pick up the pace a little!
[Silver Manta Ray falling and everybody screaming]
DDojo
Don't worry! I've got everything under control!
Maybe we should save the hugs until after we find you what's going on.
Clay, you know about tractors, maybe you can fix the Silver Manta Ray.
Oh, sure Rai, yeah. Tractors and mystical flying transports are like two peas from the same pod.
So it appears that it was not Jack who acted so stupid as to free Hannibal Bean, it was [realizing] ME?!
HAHannibal [as Jack]
You got it sweet pea. Moby Morpher! [turns back into his real form]
Enough chat chit! Today, victory is mine, Hannibal Bean!
This hardly seems like a fair fight.
True. Perhaps I should fight with my eyes closed.
[It then cuts to Kimiko and Omi who look very ticked-off]
HAHannibal [as Clay]
Uhh... what in tarnation are you doin’?
I’m ending what I should have ended years ago.
Nooooooooo!
AAll
Hyah! Unh! Hyah!
HAHannibal [as Clay]
Moby Morpher! [turns back into his real form again] Nice to see you again, Chase. Hey, thanks for the assistance. Maybe one day I’ll return the favor. [Continues sinister laughter]
[Muffled] I’m afraid we got big problems, pardner.
I know. You ripped the words from inside my mouth.
You fools! You don’t know what you’ve done. You have unleashed the greatest evil the world has ever seen.
Hmmph! Sounds like end of the world time...again.
No. it is far worse than that.
Now Dojo, you shouldn't kiss a horse on the lips before it gives you its' presents. [They all stare blankly]
Oh, kiss a gift horse on the mouth.
EEveryone
Ohhhh.
DDojo
[Puzzled] I thought it was 'look a gift horse in the mouth'.
DDojo
Whoa! I wonder what my Great-Great-Great-Great Uncle Tiamat sent me? [he unwrapped the present] His bones. How thoughtful.
Hey! You're not supposed to be here!
Well, what comes in circles goes the other way in circles. [Everyone stares at him]
WWuya
Somebody translate! I'll be up all night.
I'm guessing "what goes around comes around.
WWuya
Oh, please. That wasn't even close.
Yeah, but I'm not sure, they're exactly what Omi's expecting.
MY LAST NAME IS CRUD?! OMI CRUD?!
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