DDojo
So, that's it. Harmless bauble once again?
The Sapphire Dragon shall trouble us no more.
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DDojo
Maybe I can be the dragon of…FIRE!
Sorry, position's filled.
DDojo
Then how 'bout soot?
Soot? Not impressive.
DDojo
And this is comin' from the wind guy? Ooh! How 'bout gas, huh? I eat a few cans o' beans and BAM! I'm in, baby!
[Episode starts with the Xiaolin monks and Dojo in New York City]
[sees the statue of Lady Liberty through binoculars] Whoa! Who is that lady?
That's the Statue of Liberty, Omi.
She must have been a great Xiaolin warrior, to get a statue that big.
DDojo
Good luck. The Serpent's Tail is always moving.
Oh, no! My friends are lost in New York City! How will they survive without ME?!
Dojo, anything you can do here?
DDojo
Eh...uh, gee guys. I-I-I'm not big on trains. A-and that third rail really chafes.
Dojo!
DDojo
Okay, okay.
JJermaine
[To Jack] Are you afraid of getting whooped little boy?
Okay, got the Shen Gong Wu. Now, a little vaporizing of our enemies, and we'll call it a day.
[holding Clay's hat as Raimundo fills it up with milk] Are you sure Clay wants us to do this?
Of course. Remember, if the hat doesn't hold ten gallons, he gets to return it for a free one.
But why does it have to be milk?
Cowboys, cow milk.
Milk comes from cows, too? We get ours from mountain goats here.
Hey, fellas. [shocked in outrage when he sees what's going on] Huh?!
Only a nine-and-a-half gallons. You get a free hat!
[angrily] Raimundo!
Think fast! [tosses the filled hat of milk at a furious Clay who then chases him around the room] Hey, what's one hat compared to your best friend Raimundo's life?
[enraged] You are Texas toast, Rai!
[Dojo opens the Shen Gong Wu Scroll, showing the Orb of Tornami being revealed]
Ah, the Orb of Tornami. Its small mouth holds back a mighty flood.
Here's how it's going down, cow. I roped you, you get roped. Nobody gets hurt, nobody sues. Ready...Go!
[cringing] What... did I just land in?
That would be a cow pie.
No! I know pies! Pies have cherry, or apple, or rhubarb! THIS IS NO PIE!
DBDaddy Bailey
Clay, I reckon you've been a man longer than I realized.
[To Wuya] How come we don't have a relationship like that?
WWuya
I'm not your mommy! Now pick up your toys Jackie, and let's go home.
Technically, you don't sweat either but you still manage to put off some serious B.O., sister.
WWuya
I'm surprised you can smell anything considering how often you have you little fingers up your nostrils!
Omi, please tell Clay that he's blocking my light.
Clay, I have a message from-
Omi, tell Kimiko that I'll cast my shadow wherever I darn well please.
Kimiko, Clay responds-
Tell Clay that maybe his shadow wasn't so fat and huge.
Clay, Kim-
Omi, tell Kimiko and Clay that they're both… [head enlarges; agitated] GIVING ME A HEADACHE!
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