TV show quotes
[points at Chameleonbot (in the form of Kimiko) stealing all the Shen Gong Wu; to Clay and Raimundo] See? You see, you see, you see?!
I see but…I do not wanna believe.
NIFTY! I should've caught it at NIFTY!
Imposter, show your true form!
How about if I show you this instead?
[as the Eye of Dashi's lightning blast strikes through his hat] Aw, man! That's the second hat this week. Now I'm mad! [starts huffing and puffing in fury]
Let's get in the game, my man!
You have done well, Jack Spicer.
Evil Genius well?
Don't ruin the moment.
Sorry.
Hey, Dojo. What's shakin'?
Me! A new Shen Gong Wu just activated!
The Ring of the Nine Dragons makes one warrior into as many as nine.
Nine different places at one time? Ooh, that would be most helpful!
At this point, any Shen Gong Wu would be helpful.
True. We've only got one left.
Thanks to that dirty snake, Jack Spicer.
Any idea where we're going?
No, but I could always glide through the walls and peek ahead.
[nervously unsure] Uh… N-not a good idea.
Why? You're not afraid of the dark, are you?
Me? Jack Spicer, evil boy genius, afraid of the dark? Don't be ridiculous.
[sneaks into the Shen Gong Wu vault and steals the Ring of the Nine Dragons] I do not wish to be overwhelmed by the ring's power. Nine Omis may be too many. I'll start with three. [puts the ring on his finger; quietly] Ring of the Nine Dragons. [magically divided into three clones of himself]
[The three Omi clones meet each other at dawn]
My viper strike was not very good.
I never made it past level one.
I ate cookie dough all night. [belches] Oh, may I never be hungry again.
[off-screen] Omi?
[gasp] Master Fung!
The Falcon's Eye gives one the ability to see through solid objects.
Even through Clay?
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
[uses the Ring of the Nine Dragons to divide himself into five clones] Now remember, we must find the.. er... thingie!
[scratching heads] Oh, yes, we must find, we have to find the thingie!
[running up to Fat Omi] Omi, what happened? Are you all right?
[pressing his hands on his head; moaning in pain] The snow! THE SNOW!
What about the snow?
It's cold! Not like cookie dough.
Are you telling me you've got brain freeze?
[Back at the Xiaolin temple, Omi is punished to clean a huge pile of dirty dishes for disobeying Master Fung's order of using the Ring of the Nine Dragons]
I want them spotless, Omi. Spotless. [holds up a brush and gives him a sharped scowl]
[sadly understanding] Yes, Master. [takes the brush] Spotless.
[Kimiko, Raimundo, and Clay watch from outside the kitchen]
I will inspect your work in one hour. [leaves the kitchen, slamming the door shut]
[Omi looks at his reflection in all the dishes with sadness, representing his clones]
Wow, I've never seen Master Fung so upset.
He looked as mad as a beaver in a petrified forest.
Master Fung is right to be angry (with me). [starts getting to work] I have acted most shamefully. Because of my disobedience, we still only have one Shen Gong Wu.
Yeah, true. [Kimiko angrily nudges him in the arm] Ow! What?! I'm just agreeing with what he said. Besides, maybe it's better this way.
[Dojo and the Xiaolin monks arrive at an Indonesian volcano]
[disgusted by the smell] Ohh! That's rank, yo!
The volcano's odor is most stinky. [to Dojo] Are you sure you smell a Shen Gong Wu?
Pssh. Does Clay wear his boots to bed?
Eww.
[sees the black dragon Wu through binoculars] There it is! But what is it?
We would already know…
[glares at Kimiko] If someone didn't forget to bring the Ancient Scroll of the Shen Gong Wu.
I told you I was sorry.
You allowed the painting of smiley faces on your fingernails to distract you from your duties!
Panda faces, hello?
Meanwhile, back at the volcano, are we gonna bag this Wu or what?
[Dojo, Omi, and Raimundo look through the Shen Gong Wu scroll and find the Sapphire Dragon]
Ha! Right there!
The Sapphire Dragon.
The most dangerous Shen Gong Wu. It is only to be used as an absolute last resort. It will turn your enemy into a sapphire statue.
And a guy next door, the old lady down the street, the kids at the playground.
[After getting almost blasted by the Sapphire Dragon]
You think he'd be grateful we rescued him from the volcano.
Alright then, just remember, you asked for it! [panicking whimpering]
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