NNarrator (Master Fung)
Thousands of years ago, a furious battle was waged between the great and noble Xiaolin Dragon, Dashi, and the evil Heylin witch, Wuya. This was the first Xiaolin Showdown. Wuya pitted her dark magic against Dashi and his mystical power objects, the Shen Gong Wu. In the end, Dashi triumphed, and Wuya was forever imprisoned in a simple wooden puzzle box. The threat averted, Dashi spread his Shen Gong Wu around the earth. For generations, they have secretly maintained the balance of good and evil. And a long line of Xiaolin Dragons has stood ready to face evil, should that balance ever shift.
[at the Xiaolin Temple, must deal with the new recruits, Raimundo Pedrosa, Kimiko Tohomiko, and Clay Bailey]
Omi, I would like you to meet Raimundo.
He said that? [gasped] Hey. No way!
Master, where are the new students?
Right in front of you, Omi.
They are not what I expected.
The best things in life rarely are.
You are right, master. Welcome, my new and strangely-attired friends.
I must be going, young ones. I can see there is much teaching to be done here.
Yes, master. Much teaching indeed.
[Meanwhile, meet the evil boy genius, Jack Spicer]
I want to rule the whole world! All of it! Not some of it. Not just Iceland or Fiji. I wanna rule the whole world!
JBJack-bot
Pardon me, sir.
What? Can’t you see I’m on an evil rant here?
JBJack-bot
Yes, sir, but your father sent you a gift from Hong Kong.
[Handing Jack a puzzle box]
Oh, a puzzle box. Oh, let’s see. And my prize is...[Opens up the puzzle box revealing to be a mask] a mask? Lame. [Throws the box away] All right, back to world conquest. My favorite pastime. Now, let’s see. Europe might not be a bad place to start. Or is that too obvious? Could go in for the unexpected, like Paraguay. But is that enough of an attention grabber? Could go down through Africa, over to South America and...
[screamed in shock] Spooky ghost lady! Attack!
[Squad of Jackbots draw their chest blaster and fires at Wuya. Unfortunately, the projectiles ended up passing through Wuya's translucent ghostly form]
Plans for world conquest? My dear boy, we have much in common. What’s your name?
Jack Spicer. Who are you? What are you?
Me? I’m your new best friend.
[Raimundo turns off the game Omi is playing and Omi starts crying]
YAAH! MY LITTLE FRIEND HAS BEEN TAKEN BY THE DARK FORCES OF EVIL! [to the game] Po-chi are you in there?!Can you hear the sound of my voice?!
[Raimundo laughs and Kimiko punches him]
Don't mess with the monk!
[Grimacing] Girl, you hit hard!
A Xiaolin Showdown. It’s what happens when two warriors reach a stalemate over a Shen Gong Wu. Two words: Freak-y.
Jack Spicer, I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown! I wager my Two-Ton Tunic against your Mantis Flip Coin. Whoever reaches the last stone first wins the Eye of Dashi. And the other Shen Gong Wu as well.
Accept the challenge. Accept it!
I accept your challenge, Omi.
Let’s go! Xiaolin Showdown!
You have all done exceptionally well. Wouldn’t you agree, Dojo?
The journey of a thousand miles begins with but a single step.
Where do you get this stuff?
Master Fung, there are so many Shen Gong Wu left to be found.
Your new friends will help.
Oh, yes, master. I have already taught much to Kimiko, Raimundo, and Clay.
But, Omi, they are here to teach you.
You aren’t the only chosen one, Omi. Someday your new friends may become Dragons, as well. Kimiko, the Dragon of Fire. Clay, the Dragon of Earth. And Raimundo, the Dragon of the Wind.
Yes, but I didn’t want to tell you until you were ready.
[Omi groans]
I don’t think he was ready.
