Xiaolin Showdown quotes

Kimiko

Poor Rai. We've got to find him. Just so I can give him a piece of my mind!

We must not be too hard on Raimundo. It is the Shen Gong Wu that is controlling him.

Omi

Yes, but if he had not used the Golden Tiger Claws in the first place, we would not be down the lake with no paddles!

Hey, kids! Special news bulletin! I did a little recon over Brazil and it turns out there WAS a lava flow. If it wasn't for a certain hero we all know, one village would be toast!

Kimiko

So, Raimundo was telling the truth? That's a first.

Omi

Remember, "Ugly is one skin deep". Dojo is a hideous, fire-breathing dragon, but we look past that!

Ouch. Innocent dragon caught in the diss fest.

Jack

Um, once you become Raimundo, are you a he or a she? I just wanna get my pronouns straight!

[possessing Raimundo's body] I'm afraid you are too late.

Kimiko

Wuya?

In the Wu.

Jack

Hey, usually, I'm the one who messes up a Xiaolin Showdown. Looks like the shoe's on a different foot...if you had a foot. [chuckles; Wuya gets really angry, she flies through his face, creeping him out]

Omi

We will always listen to you...no matter how stupid your excuse may be.

Mind turning down the volume? Some of us are trying to get a little shuteye.

Omi

[using the Tongue of Saiping] In the middle of the day? You are a very lazy animal!

Huh, what a mouth on someone so small.

Omi

I am not small, I am compact!

Yeah, anymore "compact" and we'd need a microscope to find you!

[takes the Tongue of Saiping from Omi] Perhaps I should hold on to this, young monk, until you learn to get along with animals quietly.

[appearing with the Shen Gong Wu Scroll] Drop what you're doing, boys and girls! We've got ourselves a magnitude 8.0 Shen Gong Wu alert.

The Fountain of Hui has just revealed itself. When activated, it provides unlimited knowledge.

Kimiko

Sounds like a pretty handy Wu if you're doing a crossword puzzle.

I'm afraid by itself, it can only provide random information. But, when combined with its sister Shen Gong Wu, the Eagle Scope, the two can be used to unlock the greatest secrets of the universe.

Omi

You mean like why baboons have such colorful buttocks?

Yes, and even greater secrets.

Chase Young

Tongue of Saiping! Monkeys of the jungle, I summon your presence!

Omi

Now I understand! Jack is only a mere puppy!

Raimundo

...Puppet, I'm guessing.

I hear Wuya dump you, again.

Jack Spicer

[Imitating Vlad] "I jear Wuya dump you!" Nobody hears Wuya dump me, because I dump Wuya.

That is not what they say on Internet!

Jack Spicer

[Excitedly] I'm on the Internet?

Da, in warrior chat rooms everywhere! You big laughing stock! Now when person loses everything, new hip thing to say is 'Aw, I got Jacked!' [Laughs evilly]

Kimiko

It's Spicer, he took the seed!

Clay

And the hotdogs! Come back here with them doggies you no good, low down snake, you yellow bellied, dirty little side winder. I'm gonna get you!

What you know about Heylin Seed?

Jack Spicer

I read something about it in Evil Seeds and Gardens. Why?

Raimundo

I bet he writes those on the palm of his hand. [Kimiko snickers]

No Raimundo, I write them inside my eyelids. That is why I blink often. [Blinks rapidly]

[Pops out of Raimundo's shirt] B-U-S-T-E-D. Ooooohhhh! [Shudders]

Raimundo

Whoo! C'est la vie, Salad-Breath!