Hey, aren't you forgetting about me?
No, Joxer, not even Mnemosyne could help her with that.
S3 E17Forget Me Not
S3 E18Fins, Femmes and Gems
Need it ... got it ... hate it ... can always hock it ... Grody! Why do these mortal types always give me fish. I hate fish.
(in reference to a particularly racy fresco) That's not humanly possible.
Sure it is.
Ah Ah. I Attus, King of Trout and Ruler of its people. I set you free ... huh? ... ha ha ha ha ha ... you tell good joke, Trout Brother. But now I must have tribute. Go. Swim. Be free. Go. Go.
Now you listen to me, Monkey Man! You ever do that again and you will find my fist down your throat.
Gabrielle! Monkey-Man, you bring her back! You know, you two are beginning to irritate me with these obsessions of yours and ... FISH DON'T JUST CATCH THEMSELVES!!!
(Watching Gabrielle put on lipstick from red juice) What are you doing?
Just highlighting perfection with some berry juice.
Yeah, looks good on you. Only they're not berries, they're crushed bugs I was using for bait
Mmm, Attus not afraid. Attus King of Jungle. (arrow lands in tree between Joxer's legs) Attus renounce throne.
XTXena to Gabrielle
I couldn't have done it without you. The only reason I do any good at all in this world is because I do it with you. You make an important contribution everyday. I'm gonna make sure that people know that from now on.
S3 E19Tsunami
Have another look ... what? What is it?
Alright, Gabrielle, that's enough. Come on, please.
PRPalm Reader
No. There's danger, great danger ... and death.
Did you hear that? She just described every day of our lives.
S3 E20Vanishing Act
Autolycus became a thief to right a terrible wrong.
I know, he told me. He stole everything from the man who killed his brother. He left him with nothing, just a broken man.
You see, that was Autolycus' defining moment. He'll always think of himself as a thief.
XXena (as Ezra)
Auto, Auto baby, you promised me this was gonna work. You're supposed to be the King of Thieves. My father, my father told me he was a loser and a fraud with his phony disguises and that silly mustache, but I will always love you. Oh, you gotta believe me. He put me up to this. You know how he is, with that charm of his, he's so shallow yet so persuasive. I'm not really a bad person. I just fell in love with the wrong man at the wrong time.
Alright, Xena, you've been waiting for this moment since we started. Some good old-fashioned kick-butt - that's my warrior princess-action.
That's what makes doing work like this worthwhile.
Yes, half naked men running through the square.
S3 E21Sacrifice, Part I
Welcome to my world, Xena. Now get ready to leave it.
That's the funny thing about people. Just when you think you've got them figured out they show a completely different side to their character.
I know what you mean.
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