Need it ... got it ... hate it ... can always hock it ... Grody! Why do these mortal types always give me fish. I hate fish.
(in reference to a particularly racy fresco) That's not humanly possible.
Sure it is.
Ah Ah. I Attus, King of Trout and Ruler of its people. I set you free ... huh? ... ha ha ha ha ha ... you tell good joke, Trout Brother. But now I must have tribute. Go. Swim. Be free. Go. Go.
Now you listen to me, Monkey Man! You ever do that again and you will find my fist down your throat.
Gabrielle! Monkey-Man, you bring her back! You know, you two are beginning to irritate me with these obsessions of yours and ... FISH DON'T JUST CATCH THEMSELVES!!!
(Watching Gabrielle put on lipstick from red juice) What are you doing?
Just highlighting perfection with some berry juice.
Yeah, looks good on you. Only they're not berries, they're crushed bugs I was using for bait
Mmm, Attus not afraid. Attus King of Jungle. (arrow lands in tree between Joxer's legs) Attus renounce throne.
XTXena to Gabrielle
I couldn't have done it without you. The only reason I do any good at all in this world is because I do it with you. You make an important contribution everyday. I'm gonna make sure that people know that from now on.
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