Xena: Warrior Princess · Season 3, Episode 20
Autolycus became a thief to right a terrible wrong.
I know, he told me. He stole everything from the man who killed his brother. He left him with nothing, just a broken man.
You see, that was Autolycus' defining moment. He'll always think of himself as a thief.
Auto, Auto baby, you promised me this was gonna work. You're supposed to be the King of Thieves. My father, my father told me he was a loser and a fraud with his phony disguises and that silly mustache, but I will always love you. Oh, you gotta believe me. He put me up to this. You know how he is, with that charm of his, he's so shallow yet so persuasive. I'm not really a bad person. I just fell in love with the wrong man at the wrong time.
Alright, Xena, you've been waiting for this moment since we started. Some good old-fashioned kick-butt - that's my warrior princess-action.
That's what makes doing work like this worthwhile.
Yes, half naked men running through the square.
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