Aphrodite quotes from Xena: Warrior Princess

Aphrodite

Need it ... got it ... hate it ... can always hock it ... Grody! Why do these mortal types always give me fish. I hate fish.

Aphrodite

For future reference, I'm now Mighty Aphrodite.

We fight with the heart of a lion.

Aphrodite

And you run with the feet of a chicken.

Aphrodite

Can we leave the bard out of this?

Do you have a soft spot for Gabrielle?

Aphrodite

She's my friend.

Oh, well, then don't watch.

Xena

Neither of you is going to leave me. Gabrielle, you're the most pure thing in my life. And you're my great hope. So, I'm not gonna let either of you go!

Aphrodite

So sad.

Xena

Well, if you care so much, why don't you cure her?

Aphrodite

Gods can only heal with Athena's blessing. That's not gonna happen.

Xena

-Then take us to Olympus.

Aphrodite

-Why?

Xena

I want to offer them a deal.

Aphrodite

And you'll kill them if they don't accept?

Aphrodite

All right! I'll take you to Olympus!

Aphrodite

(keeps trying to disapparate) It's not fair!

Ares

Welcome to my nightmare.

Xena

Aphrodite, meet Genia … a virgin.

I don't believe it.

Aphrodite

I don't either! I thought you guys were extinct!