Does an Amazon Queen beat a Warrior Princess?
Do you really want to find out?
S2 E14A Necessary Evil
VVelasca
Artemis, you fake! Where were you when our nation died? Where were you when the many Amazon tribes were scattered and destroyed? Where were you when the word 'Amazon' became a joke told by old men in taverns? I was once your subject, now I'm your equal... and your enemy!
You may be immortal but I can still do damage. How'd you like to spend eternity in 5 pieces?
[to Gabrielle] When I sliced open your husband, how long did it take him to die? [Callisto laughs and Gabrielle runs away]
There's a path out of the mountains to.... [watches Gabrielle run, then turns to Callisto] What's wrong with her?
We played a game of truth or dare, but she's not very good at it.
VVelasca
You must have a death wish.
You know, it's funny, I think I do.
Xena, do you think that, deep down, Callisto feels sorry for the things that she's done?
No.
I do. I have to or I can't forgive her. And if I can't forgive her, I can't move on. Goodbye, Callisto.
S2 E15A Day in the Life
Xena, this was our only frying pan. Why do you do that? You do have weapons, don't you?
I like to be creative in a fight. It gets my juices going.
Can we cook with your juices?
Another one's fallen for you.
Again? What is it?
Oh, the blue eyes... the leather. Men love leather.
I think it's time for a wardrobe change.
Yeah. You could try wearing chainmail.
Nah. That'd just attract a kinkier group.
You're probably right.
On the other hand, I could just stop bathing and wear a smelly wolf skin. That'd turn ‘em off.
That's true. Of course, you'd also be traveling alone.
YOU USED MY SCROLL??
I had to improvise. There were no good leaves! I used a piece that hardly had any writing on it.
[Minya is pouring hot water into Xena and Gabrielle's bathtub]
Oh, that's enough, Minya!
She's in that, "I'll do anything for the Warrior Princess" haze!
[Minya is playing with Xena's whip] The rotten thing came back and bit me!
You gotta be careful with it. What are you doing with my whip, anyway?
It isn't your whip, anymore. I traded my best frying pan for it, fair and square.
Look, we have to cook our food. I am still waiting for the fish I had for lunch to stop trying to swim upstream!
No, this isn't about cooking, is it?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I messed with your scroll, so you... You traded my whip for a frying pan? I want it back.
No! It belongs to me! You don't get that concept very well, do you? The whip is mine. The frying pan's yours. Hower is mine! She's yours.
S2 E16For Him The Bell Tolls
I'm just an over-achieving sidekick.
S2 E17The Execution
SSalesman
Meleager's murder weapon-- right here! An actual reproduction of the possible murder weapon, that was never found! Here you go, little lady-- the perfect souvenir for the occasion!
I'm not a little lady.
S2 E18Blind Faith
Look, my best friend is Xena, Warrior Princess and she is not going to like this forced wedding thing, if you get my drift.
I can't marry the king because my heart belongs to another. And even though I can't be with them now, I'm not ready to be with anyone else.
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