Gabrielle: Another one's fallen for you.
Xena: Again? What is it?
Gabrielle: Oh, the blue eyes... the leather. Men love leather.
Xena: I think it's time for a wardrobe change.
Gabrielle: Yeah. You could try wearing chainmail.
Xena: Nah. That'd just attract a kinkier group.
Gabrielle: You're probably right.
Xena: On the other hand, I could just stop bathing and wear a smelly wolf skin. That'd turn ‘em off.
Gabrielle: That's true. Of course, you'd also be traveling alone.
Xena: Again? What is it?
Gabrielle: Oh, the blue eyes... the leather. Men love leather.
Xena: I think it's time for a wardrobe change.
Gabrielle: Yeah. You could try wearing chainmail.
Xena: Nah. That'd just attract a kinkier group.
Gabrielle: You're probably right.
Xena: On the other hand, I could just stop bathing and wear a smelly wolf skin. That'd turn ‘em off.
Gabrielle: That's true. Of course, you'd also be traveling alone.
Gabrielle : Another one's fallen for you.
Xena : Again? What is it?
Gabrielle : Oh, the blue eyes... the leather. Men love leather.
Xena : I think it's time for a wardrobe change.
Gabrielle : Yeah. You could try wearing chainmail.
Xena : Nah. That'd just attract a kinkier group.
Gabrielle : You're probably right.
Xena : On the other hand, I could just stop bathing and wear a smelly wolf skin. That'd turn ‘em off.
Gabrielle : That's true. Of course, you'd also be traveling alone.
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