It's not you it's me. I'm just not ready for this kind of commitment. Which is probably better for you anyway because all the men I get serious about seem to wind up dead.
S2 E18Blind Faith
PPalamon
I said I could learn something from you and I did. You are who you pretend to be. So you'd better pretend to be something you can live with.
Be careful, Palamon. We all eventually become what we pretend we are.
S2 E19Ulysses
Sirens? Their song is said to call all men who hear it to the death on the rocks of the island.
All men. I´m not a man.
UUlysses
Yeah, I´ve noticed.
Feeling any better?
No, but I´ve gotten used to being miserable.
S2 E20The Price
'Kaltaka' turned out to be the key. When you went out there, they thought it was a truce to retrieve the wounded. I let my fear and hatred blind me to everything.
Sometimes the past can do that. Xena, if I had been through what you´ve been through..-
-No. No! You understand hatred but you've never given in to it.. You have no idea how much I love-.. that..
They'll be back. Maybe not this year but some day.
Can anyone stop them?
Yeah. But it won't be warriors, it would be someone like you. I just hope that wherever the Horde is found, they have a Gabrielle.
S2 E21Lost Mariner
Xena-- oh Xena.
CCecrops
Are you out of your mind?!
Gabrielle, are you all right?
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm-- seasick. I'm cursed. Actually, I'm really seasick.
CCecrops
Excuse me. Do you know who I am?
You're Cecrops. I wasn't gonna let you take off with my best friend.
S2 E22A Comedy of Eros
What's wrong with you?
Nothing that a good workout won't cure.
Hey ... uh ... try the lake. A cold swim usually helps ... so I've been told.
What are you doing?
Hard to believe, but Joxer's advice about a cold swim, I'm taking it.
That's not hard to believe. No no, Joxer's full of good ideas.
No, I said Joxer.
I know, he's teaching me that wonderful song of his.
Gabrielle, what's going on? You barely tolerate Joxer.
That was before.
Before what?
Before I realized ... I love him.
What?!
I know, it shocked me too, to see how blind I'd been. But, maybe that's what love is, it's blind. I should write that down.
No, Gabrielle, this is crazy. You can't be in love with Joxer. He's ... well, he's Joxer.
Are you talking about my man? Like Draco is such a prize? Xena, I would rather be in love with Joxer than a blood thirsty warlord like Draco.
Draco's not like that.
This love stuff is a real pain.
(to and unconscious Draco) I'm sorry, sweetie, that hurt me a lot more than it hurt you. Sweetie? Did I say ‘sweetie'? I've never used that word in my life before ... oh, but he's so cute.
DDraco
Give me the girls and Gabrielle. Or I will burn the place and everyone inside it.
You would kill the woman you love?
DDraco
The question is: would you?
It's about time you clipped his (Baby Bliss) wings.
CCupid
Yeah, well, I was a little tied up.
(Cupid touches Xena on the forehead to remove the love spell)
That's it?
CCupid
Yeah, easy come, easy go.
S3 E1The Furies
No. Life isn't worth living. It's to be taken, and beaten. And wrestled, and formed in your image. That's where the meaning lies. In what you can twist life into. For those who just endure life, yeah it is a very nasty joke. But for those who form it with their will, the joke is on those who get in the way.
I must be crazy. You're beginning to make sense.
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