Minya quotes from Xena: Warrior Princess

[Minya is playing with Xena's whip] The rotten thing came back and bit me!

Xena

You gotta be careful with it. What are you doing with my whip, anyway?

It isn't your whip, anymore. I traded my best frying pan for it, fair and square.

Gabrielle

Look, we have to cook our food. I am still waiting for the fish I had for lunch to stop trying to swim upstream!

Xena

No, this isn't about cooking, is it?

Gabrielle

I don't know what you're talking about.

Xena

I messed with your scroll, so you... You traded my whip for a frying pan? I want it back.

No! It belongs to me! You don't get that concept very well, do you? The whip is mine. The frying pan's yours. Hower is mine! She's yours.

I expect more from the god of war. I mean without his powers he's just another man. Just another big ole, leather-clad, well-muscled, gorgeous, hunk of bad boy... man.

Gabrielle

How are those hormones?

Raging. I think I'll go see Hower.

Joxer

I still say it was Minya in the bedroom with a knife.

Would you can it! This isn't some sort of game, you know.

Cyrene

She's right. Discord has long ears. She could show up at any time.

Joxer

That's exactly my point. You keep talking about her ears and she will show up.

You're telling me your horse killed her?

Xena

In self-defense.

Autolycus

You gotta admit, fits like a Trojan glove.

But I can't take back a horse. I don't do animals.

That's not what I heard.