Xena, this was our only frying pan. Why do you do that? You do have weapons, don't you?
I like to be creative in a fight. It gets my juices going.
Can we cook with your juices?
Another one's fallen for you.
Again? What is it?
Oh, the blue eyes... the leather. Men love leather.
I think it's time for a wardrobe change.
Yeah. You could try wearing chainmail.
Nah. That'd just attract a kinkier group.
You're probably right.
On the other hand, I could just stop bathing and wear a smelly wolf skin. That'd turn ‘em off.
That's true. Of course, you'd also be traveling alone.
YOU USED MY SCROLL??
I had to improvise. There were no good leaves! I used a piece that hardly had any writing on it.
[Minya is pouring hot water into Xena and Gabrielle's bathtub]
Oh, that's enough, Minya!
She's in that, "I'll do anything for the Warrior Princess" haze!
[Minya is playing with Xena's whip] The rotten thing came back and bit me!
You gotta be careful with it. What are you doing with my whip, anyway?
It isn't your whip, anymore. I traded my best frying pan for it, fair and square.
Look, we have to cook our food. I am still waiting for the fish I had for lunch to stop trying to swim upstream!
No, this isn't about cooking, is it?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I messed with your scroll, so you... You traded my whip for a frying pan? I want it back.
No! It belongs to me! You don't get that concept very well, do you? The whip is mine. The frying pan's yours. Hower is mine! She's yours.
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