Guerrero quotes from WWE SmackDown!

Eddie Guerrero

[turned off by the sheer smell] Oh Chihuahua man, eto qunni. Hoho man. [knocks on Big Show's stall] Hey Big Show! Big Show!

Big Show

LEAVE ME ALONE!!

Oh man, I'm sorry man, I didn't mean to scare you while you're in the commode. Ese man, it smells like something crawled up inside of you and died, man! Ca miho! Uy man, I guess that's what happens, Show.

Big Show

What? What are you talking about?

Hey man, I'm talking about when you put me out twice, you really think that you can bonk me out twice man, and get away with it?

Big Show

Eddie I didn't do anything!

Ese, Show, the reason you're there is because I DID THIS!!! That's right man, that's right, it was my cousin Jose you just met right now, and ate the burrito, ese.

Big Show

Oh no!

I put special sauce and I mean some real good special sauce [touches tummy] the type that makes your stomach do what it's doing right now, ese!

Big Show

Oh it's killing me.

Oh my God I know it's killing you, I can smell it. Huy!! [picks up toilet paper rolls at dispenser near sink] Hey man, you save your sweat, let me ask you a question, what are you gonna do to wipe your ass? No, you know, wipe your ass?

Big Show

[reacts] No, no, no. Eddie, there's no toilet paper in here!! C'mon man, don't do this to me!

I'm sorry, that's right. I forgot. I took the toilet paper out about an hour ago.

Big Show

Oh no, man!

[puts toilet paper atop dispenser] Here man, I got something for you to wipe your ass with. Here goes! [kicks stall door right into Big Show]

Big Show

[Rises up] You son of a... [reacts and collapses back on toilet as more come out]

Ohohoh, does that hurt?

Big Show

Oh, yeah..

Hurt your back? [mocks back pain] Montezuma ain't got NOTHING on MonGuerrero! [leaves as Big Show cries]

A rich man don't work when a rich man don't want to. Let's go driver. I look way too good not to be in New York City tonight. Let's go! [signals intercom] Hey, let's go! [no response] Idiot! Who hired these morons [tries again and opens partition] Hey, moron, I said let's go! Take me back to New York City now!

New York City? [driver takes off his hat revealing it's Eddie Guerrero]

Hey!! What are you..?

Eddie Guerrero

Órale Holmes! We ain't going to New York City, but we are going for a ride. And it's gonna be better than Disneyland, órale Holmes - hey, does this, have any any hydraulics? [presses button and partition goes back up] Yeah, ha, vato loco.

What do you mean hydraulics?!?! Get me out of here, idiot, you're stealing my... [tries to pound windows and open the door, but they're all locked]

[as JBL jabbers at the back] It's time! [drives off]

Eddie Guerrero

JBL! JBL! Olare Holmes! I saw what just happened to your ride! That sucks man! Now I know you're probably back there thinking this is not my lucky day, but I got news for you Holmes,

[overlap] That tire's mine, give it back!!!

...your luck has changed for the better. I just happened to know someone here in Greenville, South Carolina, that could get you a great deal on a set of wheels, olare!

You have stolen my property [to Orlando Jordan] and that is thievery. That's a felony!

It's right! It's right!

Who takes wheels?!?

It's such a great deal, Holmes. Well, let me put it to you this way. You could even say, it's a real... steal.

I cannot believe this, I cannot believe this.

It's a felony!

Now don't get upset Holmes, I know you're back there, I see you, you're back there crying, throwing a fit, really upset... But I got a little bit of advice: save those tears for Armageddon, the end of YOU, JBL!! 'Coz remember something, Holmes, you have something that belongs to me, Latino Heat and that's the WWE Championship. O Viva mi raza!

[during Guerrero's last few words] This is mine, you will not get it from me!!!