[Big Show had just been counted out of his match with Orlando Jordan because of a call to nature. Eddie Guerrero comes into the restroom]
[turned off by the sheer smell] Oh Chihuahua man, eto qunni. Hoho man. [knocks on Big Show's stall] Hey Big Show! Big Show!
LEAVE ME ALONE!!
Oh man, I'm sorry man, I didn't mean to scare you while you're in the commode. Ese man, it smells like something crawled up inside of you and died, man! Ca miho! Uy man, I guess that's what happens, Show.
What? What are you talking about?
Hey man, I'm talking about when you put me out twice, you really think that you can bonk me out twice man, and get away with it?
Eddie I didn't do anything!
Ese, Show, the reason you're there is because I DID THIS!!! That's right man, that's right, it was my cousin Jose you just met right now, and ate the burrito, ese.
Oh no!
I put special sauce and I mean some real good special sauce [touches tummy] the type that makes your stomach do what it's doing right now, ese!
Oh it's killing me.
Oh my God I know it's killing you, I can smell it. Huy!! [picks up toilet paper rolls at dispenser near sink] Hey man, you save your sweat, let me ask you a question, what are you gonna do to wipe your ass? No, you know, wipe your ass?
[reacts] No, no, no. Eddie, there's no toilet paper in here!! C'mon man, don't do this to me!
I'm sorry, that's right. I forgot. I took the toilet paper out about an hour ago.
Oh no, man!
[puts toilet paper atop dispenser] Here man, I got something for you to wipe your ass with. Here goes! [kicks stall door right into Big Show]
[Rises up] You son of a... [reacts and collapses back on toilet as more come out]
Ohohoh, does that hurt?
Oh, yeah..
Hurt your back? [mocks back pain] Montezuma ain't got NOTHING on MonGuerrero! [leaves as Big Show cries]
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