Jaye Tyler quotes from Wonderfalls

Jaye

Your voice just got loud.

Jaye

Eric can't talk right now, because he's servicing me sexually.

Jaye

I don't have a choice. I'm a puppet. The universe sticks its hand up my butt, and if I don't dance people get hurt.

Jaye

You've gotta choose people who aren't much more motivated than you are — but don't surround yourself with total narcissists. Otherwise, things start to be about something other than you.

Jaye

I should have tossed her out on her buh-buh-butt!

Jaye

A brother who lives at home, and is still considered more successful than I am, which could be because I live in a trailer that, while it may look like Jeannie's bottle, is actually slightly smaller.

Jaye

What do you get off brow-beating a hooker? Jesus was nice to prostitutes.

Jaye

Yes, but maybe she's just a lazy whore. That happens, right? They can't all have hearts of gold and good work ethics.

Jaye

The voices, the animals, I was just mad at them. But they aren’t demonic. It just feels like that sometimes when they make me help people.

Jaye

I do admit the whole shut-in thing has a certain appeal. Dress is optional, and there’s the part where you get to avoid people.

Jaye

[wandering the deserted trailer park] Did we have a Rapture?

Jaye

[to Sharon] How long have you been using the Republican party as a lesbian dating service?

Jaye

It's impossible you could've liked any of your three portions. It's fish jello! You do realize that's jello and fish?

Jaye

I'm trying to save him. By avoiding him. So I can be with him. But I can't go near him or I'll destroy him, so if I can just manage to stay away from him maybe we can be together. Please don't repeat that back to me.

Jaye

I've never seen anyone work so hard to get someone else laid in my entire life. You are like the total mac daddy bird pimp.