SharonBehind this door is one very dehydrated, very angry, and very litigious woman! Pry, man! Pry!
S1 E12 Totem Mole
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Played by Katie Finneran
Wonderfalls · 73 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Wonderfalls: in 6 of its 73 quotes
Most scenes with: Jaye Tyler (4)
Lines by Sharon Tyler 1
SharonScenes with Sharon Tyler 5
SharonYou tell people we're not related.
It was just that one time.
SharonIt was Grandpa's wake!
S1 E1 Wax Lion
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SharonYou tell people we're not related.
It was just that one time.
SharonIt was Grandpa's wake!
S1 E1 Wax Lion
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Well, if it isn't the squealer. Thanks for squealing, squealer.
SharonHow am I a squealer?
Uh, could it be the squealing? You ambushed us with the fuzz. You were all back-lit and evil-smoking like that guy on the X-Files.
S1 E5 Crime Dog
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Just try to get Aaron out.
SharonHe's already out
Bastard! He sang?
SharonNo, you admitted to driving the car.
Oohh, I sang...
SharonThere are like six Law & Orders on the air now, have you not seen one of them?
S1 E5 Crime Dog
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AAlec
No! Please, don’t kill me! I can’t die! I’ve never been with a woman!
BRBank robber
[to Sharon] You...
SharonI have been with a woman!
S1 E13 Caged Bird
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