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Wonderfalls · Season 1, Episode 7

“Barrel Bear” quotes from Wonderfalls

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“Barrel Bear” · Season 1, Episode 7

In this episode: Jaye Tyler (3), Mahandra McGinty (2), Eric Gotts (1)

[Millie is sitting at the autograph-signing table and is being ignored.]

This is sad. This is sadder than that hooker we saw getting beat up by that other hooker.

AAlec

At least a hooker fight would draw a crowd.

[to Sharon] How long have you been using the Republican party as a lesbian dating service?

VViv

I was supposed to ride that barrel right out of this crummy town.

And you never considered a bus?

...the story of Millie Marcus and her barrel.

It is sort of the quintessential American tale.

Yes! It teaches us there's nothing a person can’t do.

Or nothing a person actually has to do. I mean look at her, she’s 100% fabrication. She decided what she wanted to be and damn the facts. You don’t get much more American than that.

Look at me: I’m 24 and I’ve never done anything. I have a worthless philosophy degree that's gotten me no further than a dead-end retail job working for a mouth-breather so I can continue to support my trailer park lifestyle. Do you think I sit around feeling sorry for myself?

VViv

God, I would if I were you.

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