What do you get off brow-beating a hooker? Jesus was nice to prostitutes.
“Wound-Up Penguin” · Season 1, Episode 4
In this episode: Jaye Tyler (4), Eric Gotts (1)
The man, do you remember what he looked like?
Strange looking sort. Dressed in all black. I remember thinking that if Johnny Cash had been born an Irishman, the music would have been more lilting.
If you were so happy with the sisters in the field, why did you leave?
It was the cheese. The cheese was my undoing. [indicating her plate] This is the miracle of life melted over these chili fries. The bacterial flirtation with enzymes. The co-mingling of friendly micro-organisms giving birth to curds and whey, "And from dust He created the universe."
The dairy-board must love you.
Yes, but maybe she's just a lazy whore. That happens, right? They can't all have hearts of gold and good work ethics.
The voices, the animals, I was just mad at them. But they aren’t demonic. It just feels like that sometimes when they make me help people.
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