Wonderfalls · Season 1, Episode 6
“Muffin Buffalo” · Season 1, Episode 6
In this episode: Jaye Tyler (5), Aaron Tyler (2), Karen Tyler (1)
If your portly chupacabra doesn’t emerge soon I’ll be forced to go home and work on my dissertation.
I don’t call him that anymore. He might be of Mexican descent and I don’t want to be insensitive.
What do you call him?
Fat Pat. It was Fatsquatch but... [shrugs]
I do admit the whole shut-in thing has a certain appeal. Dress is optional, and there’s the part where you get to avoid people.
[wandering the deserted trailer park] Did we have a Rapture?
There’s something out there and it’s laughing at us.
I don’t think your sister’s special lunch is an appropriate place for an existential crisis.
It’s not an existential crisis.
You’re studying religion for God’s sake, you were bound to have one sooner or later.
I’m not in existential crisis! Just the opposite. I was fine when existence had no meaning. Meaninglessness in a universe that has no meaning — that I get. But meaninglessness in a universe that has meaning... what does it mean?
It doesn't mean anything.
Did the cow creamer tell you that?
I’m throwing that creamer away the second we get home.
You lost 300 pounds; you can’t just gain it all back!
Well Sieg Heil, Miss Jenny Craig!
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