Eric can't talk right now, because he's servicing me sexually.
“Pink Flamingos” · Season 1, Episode 2
In this episode: Jaye Tyler (4), Mahandra McGinty (1), Eric Gotts (1), Karen Tyler (1)
I don't have a choice. I'm a puppet. The universe sticks its hand up my butt, and if I don't dance people get hurt.
I've got my own list of things to do. And at the top of it: destroy Gretchen Speck. You may be the universe's butt puppet, but I'm its right-hand fist of fate. And tonight, accounts are comin' due.
Honey, you should go in there.
Me?
Otherwise, I'll have to.
So, did you defy the chicken?
Uh-huh.
And how'd that work out for ya?
I think I may have killed a man.
Oh. So not as well as we'd hoped then?
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