Mahandra McGinty quotes from Wonderfalls

Mahandra

Disappointing your family is an extreme sport for you.

Mahandra

Disappointing your family is an extreme sport for you.

Mahandra

I've got my own list of things to do. And at the top of it: destroy Gretchen Speck. You may be the universe's butt puppet, but I'm its right-hand fist of fate. And tonight, accounts are comin' due.

Mahandra

This is sad. This is sadder than that hooker we saw getting beat up by that other hooker.

At least a hooker fight would draw a crowd.

Mahandra

...the story of Millie Marcus and her barrel.

Eric

It is sort of the quintessential American tale.

Mahandra

Yes! It teaches us there's nothing a person can’t do.

Eric

Or nothing a person actually has to do. I mean look at her, she’s 100% fabrication. She decided what she wanted to be and damn the facts. You don’t get much more American than that.

Your man-sweat is like honey-mustard glaze on my tongue.

Inappropriate touching.

This isn't fun for anybody.

Mahandra

Alright, what're we drinking to?

Eric

How about crazy women and losers who love them.

Mahandra

You are not a loser. She is your wife. You don't just stop loving her because...

Eric

I am not talking about Heidi.

Mahandra

Uh... wow, really? [Eric gave her a convincing look] You love her? [another look from Eric] well, then you have to tell her.

Eric

Not until she tells me.

Mahandra

Now you're playing chicken. She has to say it first?

Eric

Not it, but something, anything. I just need a word. One word, so I'd know I am not the only one feeling this. But she can't say it and I don't know why.

Mahandra

You're like a brother to me.

Aaron

So, I make love like a black man?

Mahandra

Not that kind of brother, you idiot!

Mahandra

Nobody can hurt by just admitting how they feel.

Jaye

I think I might love him. Uhh. See that, it hurt.

Heidi

[to Jaye] We're both reasonable women.

Mahandra

Ha!

Heidi

We're both capable of reason.

Jaye

I couldn’t stand the thought of spending another day looking at those faces with their stupid little mouths constantly running and making all sorts of unreasonable demands on me.

Mahandra

Are you sure you should be in a customer service industry?