“Safety Canary” quotes from Wonderfalls

You know what happens when a fairy's wings lose their dust? The fairy dies, that's what.

Jaye

Uh, restrooms are for customers only.

We answer to a higher law.

Eric

We do?

Jaye

Love. Love is our higher law. And we're here to save it. Not that it was ever in any danger. From me.

Aaron

I wanna see an engorged cloaca!

You can't. I told you, your powerful sexual chemistry is too distracting.

Aaron

I get that a lot, actually.

Jaye

I'm trying to save him. By avoiding him. So I can be with him. But I can't go near him or I'll destroy him, so if I can just manage to stay away from him maybe we can be together. Please don't repeat that back to me.

Jaye

I've never seen anyone work so hard to get someone else laid in my entire life. You are like the total mac daddy bird pimp.