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Wonderfalls · Season 1, Episode 8

“Lovesick Ass” quotes from Wonderfalls

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“Lovesick Ass” · Season 1, Episode 8

In this episode: Jaye Tyler (3), Peter (3), Mahandra McGinty (1), Eric Gotts (1), Brass Monkey (1)

LALovesick Ass

Girl needs a—

Girl might actually find time to have a boy if you'd ever shut up!

LALovesick Ass

...donut. Girl needs a donut.

Finally, something sensible.

[Playing with the Wax Lion and Brass Monkey]

MAMahandra [as Wax Lion as Jaye]

Your man-sweat is like honey-mustard glaze on my tongue.

Inappropriate touching.

WLWax Lion

This isn't fun for anybody.

It's impossible you could've liked any of your three portions. It's fish jello! You do realize that's jello and fish?

He wants you all to himself. He won't share you with anyone. You're in danger. He's dangerous. I saw him smoking a cigarette.

He doesn't smoke. He doesn't hit people. He doesn't deface synogogues and he doesn't frequent gay bath houses.

I have pictures.

You have photo-imaging software!

I'm only trying to protect you. Come with me to the cabin. I'll keep you safe. We have a cellar.

You know, even if you got rid of me, you'd still be left with the biggest obstacle to Jaye's heart.

What's that?

Jaye.

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