Let me ask you a question - am I the guard, or one of the nuts?
I think you're a guard on the way to becoming a nut.
“Baby, If You've Ever Wondered” · Season 2, Episode 9
In this episode: Venus Flytrap (3), Andy Travis (3), Les Nessman (1), Herb Tarlek (1)
It says here my audience share of men 65 and over went down six points.
Let's face it Les--your audience is dying off.
Everything I could've done to fix this station, I didn't do. Now is that right or what?
How could you have fixed this station?
For starters: first thing I should've done was get rid of Herb. The worst sales manager in the world. The worst. And Les? Oh, Les. When the Shah of Iran was overthrown, he missed it completely. His lead story for the day was about a hog that could do addition and subtraction.
Aw, come on, man, you're not going anywhere, you know that. You've chosen to be here, my man. Yeah. You gave up an opportunity to be boy wonder of American radio to be the head guard at the nut farm.
That's ridiculous.
Oh, yeah? Think about it.
Ah, Venus. Well, man, I do like it here. I like it here better than any place I've ever worked. Let me ask you a question. Am I the guard or one of the nuts?
I think you're a guard. On the way to becoming a nut.
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