What's he like on a date?
Very gallant. Later he took me to this intimate little place. I had a martini, and Les had a hot chocolate. Then he took me home.
Oh. Did he come up to your apartment?
Oh, I invited him. But on the way up the stairs his knees sort of gave out. But he took a rain check.
I'm telling you, free coffee is a constitutional right! Just look it up - Juan Valdez versus the state of California!
Les. Never in my life has someone broken a date with me.
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