WKRP in Cincinnati · Season 1, Episode 17
“A Commercial Break” · Season 1, Episode 17
In this episode: Venus Flytrap (2), Herb Tarlek (2), Jennifer Marlowe (2), Dr. Johnny Fever (1), Les Nessman (1), Bailey Quarters (1)
Now listen, these are the copy points you have to work into the jingle, ok? A: 'All weather floral arrangements'...
What does that mean?
Uh, that's plastic flowers.
...B: 'Maintenance free artificial turf'....
Plastic grass....
...C: 'They accept all major credit cards'.
That would be your plastic money.
Commission City! Open your pearly gates to Herb Tarlek and say...
[Suddenly opening the door] There's a dead man in the lobby!
[Singing] Hey! You're young and swingin'
No time to think about tomorrow
But there any no way to deny it
Some day, you're gonna buy it
Plan today for a Ferryman tomorrow!
Ferryman, Ferryman
He's the man with the plot,
The man with the plan,
Ferryman, Ferryman
He's the mortician man, who loves you
A lot!
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