Wizards of Waverly Place · Season 1
Grades are just a way of telling you how you’re doing in school; and I don’t think that’s anyone’s business.
Exactly, you get it. Because participating in grades gives the man permission to judge you. And nobody judges me! Until the 19th… when I audition for Oklahoma.
Oh, I'm going to deliver a speech alright, El Heffe, that's gonna rock the flimsy foundation of this school!
[nervously] Who told you about our flimsy foundation? Look, you can either have our music department or structural safety, but you can't have both!
Alex! There's something wrong with your brother. He keeps saying all this crazy stuff like he wants to look for America and that love can't exist without hate. What does that even mean?!
Zeke, maybe you should give this new Justin a chance; I mean, who knows? Maybe you'll actually like him.
[to his parents] All I'm saying you guys is that planning your future is like digging your grave with a pencil and, like, a calender.
[examining the fringe on his jacket] When cowboys used to get really, really hungry, they ate these things, right here.
No, the other thing.
Chanting makes it important.
No, the other thing.
[points at his jeans] I bought these jeans pre-ripped. [walks away]
It's fun, right?
[opens terrace door] Ah! Sunshine!
Valedictorian Justin Russo.
[holding scroll to eye] I can see your head! It's HUGE!
Mr. Laritate Zeke Beakerman.
Brunch is not a meal. Spread your wings and FLY!
Justin, I'm so sorry! I never should've created that duplicate in the first place. I guess I was just scared that I wouldn't really have anyone to fight with when you went off to college.
We've had a lot of pretty good fights, huh? I think we've still got a few good ones left in us. What do you think?
I hope so.
You guys are hilarious. Just say you love each other!
[simultaneously] No we don't! [move away from each other to opposite sides of the couch]
You didn't look, did you?
I looked around this general area. (waves her hands around the living room)
Wow.
(walking in the living room)
Maybe Harper can help.
(stops walking and turns to Alex and Justin)
(turn to Harper)
(runs downstairs)
(chase Harper)
Max, get on in.
What? No! Take a hike.
You know what? You take a hike!
(walks towards him)
I'm sorry! (runs out of the Sub Station)
Good, I'm gonna go change. (leaves)
What are you suppose to be?
I'm an evil queen.
What? There are no evil queens in Captain Jim Bob's World!
There's always an evil queen. Sometimes she's the head cheerleader, sometimes she's the fairytale stepmother, and sometimes, she's your sister.
(reading) "The Russo sisters Alex and Justine have taken over the reins with flair."
What? Did you just say Justine?
Wow. Sometimes I don't have to do anything and I still win.
Oh! I am writing a VERY strongly worded letter to the editor about that!
Yeah, good luck with that, sis.
We're really sorry to take your little lady away from you like this.
Who are you talking about?
Word on the street is that you two lovebirds are quite a big-ticket item.
Oh! Me and Harper. No, Harper is dating Zeke. Zeke Biekerman.
Zeke Biek-erman? It rhymes! Must be a stage name. Last thing we need is for our daughter to date another Johnny Stagedoor.
Being a couple of loose cannon undependable show biz types ourselves, we were hoping our daughter would wind up with some nice, boring, accountable square like yourself.
Everyone thinks I'm a boring square? (laughs) They are not gonna believe this down at the hobby shop.
Uh, not so fast! You're not going anywhere, let alone Europe! Listen, you are still grounded for taking money from the cash register to buy that vending machine. And you are EXTRA grounded for sneaking out when you KNEW that you were grounded and you are EXTRA BONUS grounded for sneaking out into a magical alternate universe!
...You're right, Mom, I'm sorry. That was a dumb idea.
Well, that's be...wait a minute. What part of it was a dumb idea?
All of it?
Wow. That was easy.
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