We've got to find a way to get Alex out of the broken mirror.
We're never going to figure this out!
I figured it out!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Wait, hold on.
Holding on!
MJMirror Justin
It's your own personal you-niverse.
It is scary how right I am.
(screams)
Quick! Mirror Harper! Do something! I don't want to go back!
(throws something at the mirror and breaks it)
MTMirror Theresa
Everything just works out fine when everyone agrees with you!
(turns the lights off then turns them on again)
TJTheresa and Justin
(holding the last piece)
You Russos are so predictable.
(asks the the magic chicken) Which one of us will win the wizard competition?
What's going on?
There's gifts from Uncle Kelbo that we weren't suppose to open but we did. Mom hates magic. There's a magic chicken running around. If you see waffles don't ask where they came from. Just enjoy them.
Wait, people are eating waffles? I made cake.
(to Alex) Why is there a chicken on the terrace?
Uh well off the record, the chicken is gonna lay an egg that's gonna tell us who's gonna win the wizard competition. Now on the record, I don't- what chicken?
Woah. Did the magic chicken move all the furniture around?
EUncle Ernesto
What?
Uh, Max calls Dad Magic Chicken.
Right. And I call him (pointedly) Boy Who Should Stop Talking.
Hey, magic chicken!
EUncle Ernesto
Jerry, your son's calling you.
What? Oh, uh, right, uh, we do love our nicknames in this family, (to Alex) don't we, What Should We Do Now?
Yep, yep that's my nickname!
My nickname is, I'm Sorry Mom and Remember I'm the Good One Usually the Victim.
EUncle Ernesto
Kinda long isn't it?
Yeah well now we're never gonna find out who wins the wizard competition.
How about right after we actually have the wizard competition?
I trust the chicken more.
Thank you for making the cake Harper, it's beautiful, and it looks delicious.
Oh, no, ohhh, we don't eat it. The Finkle tradition is that you make a cake from scratch and the you use rolling pins to smash it together as a family. It's the one time of year we let out our frustrations.
(as Juliet) Okay let's stare at the tree and I'll explain more.
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