FMr. Finkle
We're really sorry to take your little lady away from you like this.
Who are you talking about?
FMrs. Finkle
Word on the street is that you two lovebirds are quite a big-ticket item.
Oh! Me and Harper. No, Harper is dating Zeke. Zeke Biekerman.
FMr. Finkle
Zeke Biek-erman? It rhymes! Must be a stage name. Last thing we need is for our daughter to date another Johnny Stagedoor.
FMrs. Finkle
Being a couple of loose cannon undependable show biz types ourselves, we were hoping our daughter would wind up with some nice, boring, accountable square like yourself.
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