(licking a red substance that looks like blood from her hand)
Oh my gosh, she did it.
(gets a empty doughnut) The vampire took all of the jelly out of this doughnut!
And no weight gain because you're dead!
The jelly does kinda of look like blood.
Yeah, that's why vampires carry jelly doughnuts.
(laughs) You're awesome.
I know.
And I don't say that to any of my brother's girlfriends because they're all monsters. I mean there was a centaur, a werewolf.
Well I'm a vampire.
Yeah but you have normal feet.
That's true.
Okay, I have to ask you something. Why would somebody cool as you would be dating my brother?
Well I find that if you're a little cooler than your boyfriend, he'll never dump you!
Ohhhh!
Okay, now I gotta ask you something. When you turn into a bat where do your clothes go?
Well you're not really thinking about that when you're going (waves her arms) WHOOO! WHOO! WHOO!
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