Theresa Russo quotes from Wizards of Waverly Place

Harper, honey, we don't want to say that it's a bad idea, but it's just-

No Theresa, I think we do want to say that's a bad idea.

What is so bad about a slumber party? It's what every girl dreams of. If they never experience one they go through life never knowing the joys of friendship cemented with all that giggling, secrets, popcorn, singing, texting, movies, games, pillow fights and-

Harper! You never had a slumber party, had you?

How'd you know?