Alex Russo quotes from Wizards of Waverly Place

Alex

[casts a spell] This that, copycat. [casts spell on Rosie then puts her wand in her boot]

Rosie

[puts her wand in her boot]

Alex

[same time with Rosie] Did it work? Yep, it worked. It's probably better if we don't talk while we're in there. [flips her hair then goes into the lair with Rosie following]

Justin

Rosie? What are you doing here?

Alex

[same time with Rosie] Justin relax. Everything's fine. Just go with it.

Justin

[whispers] That was so weird.

Alex

[takes off her robe]

Rosie

[takes off her robe and reveals wings from her back]

Justin

[whispers] She's an angel.

Alex

[same time with Rosie] Oh my gosh, she's an angel.

Justin

Could this date get any worse?

Alex

[speaking loudly on her cellphone] Can you hear me Harper? Yes. No I'm on the terrace now.

Harper

Put down the phone. I can hear better when you yell.

Alex

[takes some food from a plate and walks to the balcony] Ah! Ah! [spits the food out] Ow! That's hot. What was that?

Harper

[below on the ground] Ow! That's hot! What was that?

All angels can play the harp and sing. [gives a harp to Alex]

Alex

[turns to Harper] Well here, you're Harper. [gives the harp to Harper]

Alex

Huh. It's kinda bright. Not very subtle for a hidden location.

Tina

You couldn't find it.

Alex

Good point.

Tina

Yeah. But we have to hurry because the light attracts moths so squint and run.

Alex

No, I don't run. [puts on sunglasses]

Tina

[runs into the entrance while Alex walks inside]

Alex

You're not going to give up are you?

Tina

[shakes her head]

Alex

I like you.

Tina

I like you too.

Alex

Hmm. That's unnecessary.

Alex

So why don't you get back to flapping those grungy looking wings right back to- [turns to Tina] Where do angels of darkness live?

Tina

The Dark Realm.

Alex

[turns to Rosie] The Dark Realm!

Rosie

Fine if that's what Justin wants.

Justin

[turns to Alex then Rosie and hugs Rosie]

Alex

[opens her mouth in shock]

Tina

I don't think that's a good bye hug.

Rosie

Alex! I need your help

Alex

Well, Whatever it is I don't have time. I have a slumber party to go to. This bag of angry badgers and 6 obnoxious little girls are about to have a screaming contest!

Rosie

No, Alex. Alex, your brother is being held by Gorog.

Alex

Go- shh, shh [makes the badgers go quiet]. Gorog? That sounds like a boost you put in your smoothie; excuse me I'll have the strawberry dazzle with vitamin C and a shot of Gorog. I am funny.

Rosie

No, Alex. Gorog is the leader of the angels of darkness. He's going to destroy your brother.

Alex

Then why did you bring Justin to him?

Rosie

Because I didn't know that this was gonna happen, I was tricked too, Alex.

Alex

(laughs) Oh you have to do so much better than that if you want to outlie a liar.

Rosie

No, Alex, I'm telling the truth. I promise please! This was all Gorog's plan and I followed it but I never expected to fall in love with Justin.

Alex

Hold on, are... are you crying? I thought you were an angel of darkness. You're starting to sound good.

Rosie

Well... I guess that's what falling in love does to you. Alex, please there isn't much time, okay? Do the right thing for your brother. I know that there is still some good left in you.

Alex

No there isn't. [turns her head] Wait. Ugh! There is it. A little piece of good. Darn it! Here hold this. [gives Rosie the bag and leaves]

Rosie

[frightened] Alex!

[fighting for Alex's wand against Rosie then they both drop it]

Alex

What? My wand!

Justin

[looking and holding one of Rosie's feathers]

Alex

[enters the lair from the portal] Justin. What are you doing up? It's late.

Justin

I stayed up because I owed you something. [gives Alex her wand] Found it in Washington Square Park. A two headed dog had it. Pretty sure he didn't start out that way.

Alex

[laughs] Thank you. What about your wand?

Justin

[takes out his wand which is bonded together with duct tape] I, uh, will find a spell to fix it. And I owed you something else. [hugs Alex] Thank you for saving me.

Alex

It's for all the times you saved me when I wasn't good. And a couple of more times in the future so we're even.

Justin

No we're not. [sits next to Alex] You saved the world today.

Alex

You gave up a girl to protect it. Why do we have to keep dealing with stuff like this?

Justin

We're wizards. I don't think we have a choice. [nudges Alex]

Alex

[smiles and lays her head on Justin's shoulder]

Alex

[after walking out of the lair while holding the reversal potion] Max, drink this.

Maxine

[eyes the beaker] What is it?

Maxine

[shrugs and drinks some of the potion and nothing happens]

Alex

It didn't WORK!

Maxine

Was it "burp juice?" [burps] There, it worked.

Alex

[makes a "ha ha,you're so funny face"]

Justin

[enters] Well he didn't change back, you must've left something out of the potion.

Alex

Oh I know whats missing from the potion...

Justin

What?

Alex

[angrily] A little SUPPORT here!