Robo quotes from Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?

Chief

This is Robocrook.

Chief

Has no grace. He's a lummox built with two cast-iron stomachs. His last known whereabouts: cyberspace. Cyberspace is the place where people communicate over computer networks and the mother of all networks is called the Internet. The Internet links thousands of smaller networks and millions of computer users in dozen of countries. People go online for everything from doing research to sending electronic mail to just plain chatting. You can even tour the White House on the Internet, all from your home computer. The possibilities are literally endless. Or they were until today...

Chief

...when Robocrook took a peek at an unsuspecting geek and got an idea for a heinous high-tech heist. He blasted into orbit, plugged into a satellite, then intercepted the entire Internet. The world's wireheads wigged when their monitors frazzed, and now every bit and byte are in that two-bit burglar's brain. Gumshoes, it's up to you to solve today's system glitch...

Chief

...TAKE A BYTE OUT OF CRIME!

Robo, lay low on an island that borders the Coral Sea. Whatever you do, don't pet the birds.

How can I get in touch with my warm human side if you keep me away from coddling critters?

You wouldn't want to get in touch with some pitohuis. It's the world's first known poisonous bird. Contact with it's feathers or skin causes a numbing sensation.

Like watching reruns of Star Trek?

More like getting pins and needles. Scientists thought the pitohui's bright feathers were meant to attract mates, but now believe they maybe a warning against the poison.

Which reminds me, Carmen. It's time to change my anti-freeze.

Old Cowtown Museum. (Shoeprints are revealed)

(barking)

I don't get that.

We don't either.

Eisenhower Library. (Shoeprints are revealed)

We like Ike! But no!

(as Robo is first revealed) (imitates a buzzer sound) Robocrook! Robocrook! Robo--

I'm sorry, that's-- (laughs) Surprised Rockapella on that one.

(a puppet appears with the phone) Oh, hey, look at that! A puppet! (the puppet nods its head, gives Greg the phone, and leaves) Thank you, Mr. Puppet. Hey! Hello? Yeah, she's right here. Hold on a second. We just got this phone from the puppet. (hands Lauren the phone) There ya go.

Hello?

A virus has infected my system's software. It causes me to divulge Carmen's location. You'll find her in North America. Please! Don't say that I sent you.

Chief

This is Robocrook.

(singing) Robocrook

Chief

An ironclad cad with titanium in his cranium. His last known whereabouts: Mitad del Mundo, Ecuador. Mitad del Mundo means middle of the world. That's because it lies on the Equator, the imaginary line dividing Earth's northern and southern hemispheres. Visitors love to share across the Equator or stand in one foot with each hemisphere, and they usually visit the Equatorial Monument, a 90-foot stone pedestal with a giant globe on top. They can check out the view from the observation deck and look at exhibits about Ecuador's native people. Or they could until today...

(singing) Ooh!

Chief

...when Robocrook took the night off from his cyborg bowling league, and bowled a frame at the monument. But when his strike shot failed, Robo struck back and spared no effort to snarker that marker. Now that pinhead's setting head pins at his stolen bowl-o-rama. Gumshoes, only you can keep today's case out of the gutter.

(singing) Woo-woo-ooo-oo

Chief

LATITUDE ADJUSTMENT!

(when he goes into the alley getting ready for his training exercise) Okay, guys, little train--

OOOOOOOOOOOHH! (The alley is shaking like a earthquake, Greg protects two of the gumshoes from being blown away While The Third Is Sitting But Is Not Protected By Greg)

Whoa, hold on! Wait a minute! FEED THE COW!! FEED THE COW!!

A virus has infected my system's software. It causes me to divulge Carmen's location. You'll find her in Asia. Please! Don't say that I sent you.