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Chief quotes from Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?

Played by Lynne Thigpen · 213 quotes · page 9 of 15

Chief

Most-quoted character in Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?: in 213 of its 274 quotes
Most scenes with: Rockapella (149), Greg (60), Carmen (56)

Scenes with Chief 184

Chief

And this is Robocrook, Carmen Sandiego's sinister silicon servant.

(singing) Robocrook

Chief

His last known whereabouts: Vancouver, British Columbia. Vancouver's Stanley Park Cannon has been in place for 98 years, and every day at 9:00pm, it goes boom. (explosion) The tradition goes back to the turn of the century when the gun was used to tell fishermen it was time to bring their boats in. (explosion) Vancouver has grown a lot since then, but the 9 O'Clock gun still fires. Every morning, a city worker packs it with powder, and every night, an electric fuse wired to a clock sets it off. (explosion) Or it did until today when Robocrook subbed into Stanley Park. He scoped out the cannon, uncaged it, and carried it off. Gumshoes, you got to rope Robocrook and solve today's case...

(singing) Woo-woo-ooo-oo

Chief

...THE BIG BOOM BUST!

Chief

And this is Kneemoi, Carmen Sandiego's evil extraterrestrial associate.

(singing) Kneemoi

Chief

Her last known whereabouts: Chicago, Illinois. Chicago style blues was popularized by performers like Muddy Waters, Howlin' Wolf, and Willie Dixon, most of whom were former southerners. Blues music began in the south when African-American musician forged the styles from the spirituals, work songs, and ballads of the 19th century. Today in Chicago, you can still hear great blues musicians crank out the tunes. Stars like Buddy Guy, Koko Taylor, and Sunnyland Slim. Or you could until today when Kneemoi hit the Southside to take in some tunes. When Kneemoi gets into the music, she really gets into the music. She liked it so much she took it with her when she left. Gumshoes, you've got to stop the sad sound of...

(singing) Woo-woo-ooo-oo

Chief

...THE LOSIN' THE BLUES BLUES!

Carmen, The blues are so depressing. Why don't people sing the "pinks" instead?

Why don't you move instead of talking? Head for Haifa in a middle east nation where many soviet Jews have relocated.

Ah, like me! I relocated into Earth run, run and barring.

There's a big difference. The Jewish people move to seek a better life through religious freedom and honest work.

And I move to seek easy life through burglary and bleeding the bugology blues.

Chief

And this is Double Trouble, Carmen's twin pack of tricks and treachery.

(singing) Double Trouble (Trouble)

Chief

Their last known whereabouts: West Africa. What reggae is to Jamaica, Juju is to the West African nation. A homegrown form of pop music. (music plays) Juju grew from the music of the Yoruba people. Band leaders, like Ebenezer Obey and King Sunny Ade, combined the talking drum patterns of the jungle with soft singing and electric and slide guitars. But today, those bopping bands fell silent because Juju music is gone. Double Trouble wailed into West Africa, turned up their VILE volume, and nabbed every note. Gumshoes, you got to derail that dastardly duo, rescue those rocking rhythms and answer today's musical question...

(singing) Woo-woo-ooo-oo

Chief

...WHO COPPED THE AFRO-POP?

Chief

And this is Vic the Slick, that sleazy sales freak who cops for Carmen Sandiego.

(singing) Vic the Slick

Chief

His last known whereabouts: New York City. The New York City Subway System is the third largest in the world. Only Moscow's and Tokyo's have more riders. Have a look. Begun in 1904, the system totaled 731 miles of track. If you stretched it out in a line, it would reach from New York City to Indianapolis. Not bad for the price of one token. But today, there was a major service delay when Vic the Slick decided they'd make great getaway tunnels. Armed with 17 zillion cubic feet of helium, he stole the entire subway system. Gumshoes, you've got to stop...

(singing) Woo-woo-ooo-oo

Chief

...THE SLEAZE WHO STOLE THE SUBWAY!

Chief

And this is Robocrook, Carmen Sandiego's cranky criminal crony.

(singing) Robocrook

Chief

His last known whereabouts: the sky. The Moon is Earth's closest neighbor. For centuries, people worship the Moon as a goddess and it is powerful. Its gravitational field affects the tides in our oceans. Some even think it affects human behavior. The word lunatic, from the Latin word for moon, was used to describe crazy people. For over four billion years, the Moon has circled the Earth more than 27.3 days until today when Robocrook snatched our nearby satellite and left a big space in space. How could he do such a thing? Maybe he just took a shine to it. Gumshoes, its your job to stop...

(singing) Woo-woo-ooo-oo

Chief

...THE GOON WHO STOLE THE MOON or LUNAR LOOT LIFTER!

Chief

And this is Sarah Nade, Carmen Sandiego's caterwauling caper commiter.

(singing) Sarah Nade

Chief

Her last known whereabouts: Santa Fe, New Mexico, the second oldest city in the USA. The Institute of American Indian Arts Museum was founded here in the early '60s. Museum instructors from many Native American cultures teach traditional and new arts. The museum's collection, featuring works by artists like T.C. Cannon and Bill Souza, is one of the most important in the US. Or it was until today when Sarah Nade skidded into Santa Fe, piled the collection into her Band-Van, and stole it. She wants to trash it in her next music video. Gumshoes, you've got to stop Sarah, corral Carmen, and mitigate this...

(singing) Woo-woo-ooo-oo

Chief

...MUSEUM MELODRAMA!

Chief

And this is Eartha Brute, Carmen Sandiego's hard-bodied, soft-headed strongwoman.

(singing) Eartha Brute, huh

Chief

Her last known whereabouts: the Mediterranean Sea. The island nation of Malta lies smack in the middle of the Mediterranean. 1/10 the size of Rhode Island, it is almost entirely built up with cities. For a long time, outside powers controlled Malta. The Phoenicians, the Carthaginians, the Romans, the Arabs, the Normans, the knights of St. John, Spain, France, and England. Malta finally went independent in 1964. But that changed today when Eartha Brute windsurfed in, winced Malta out of the water, and walked away with it. Gumshoes, you've got to right this wrong, catch Carmen, stop Eartha Brute and solve...

(singing) Woo-woo-ooo-oo

Chief

...THE MALICE IN MALTA!

Chief

And this is Robocrook, Carmen Sandiego's trash heap of treachery and transistors.

(singing) Robocrook

Chief

His last known whereabouts: the sky. Ozone is a type of oxygen that forms in the stratosphere, around 17 miles above us. It blocks the Sun's dangerous ultraviolet rays before they reach the Earth's surface. Recently, scientists discovered that man-made chemicals are eating a hole in the ozone layer above Antarctica. The increase in radiation may already be causing diseases and enviromental destruction. Well, you'd better get out your SPF 9 zillion sunblock because today, Robocrook stole the ozone layer, holes and all. Gumshoes, you've got to wrangle that robot, make the sky safe again and stop...

(singing) Woo-woo-ooo-oo

Chief

...THE ROBOZONE ROBBERY!

Chief

And this is Vic the Slick, Carmen Sandiego's heinous hustler, huckster, and heistmeister.

(singing) Vic the Slick

Chief

His last known whereabouts: London, England. In the 17th and 18th centuries, most English gentlemen wore wigs. The fashion faded except in courtrooms. White horsehair wigs are still required to tire for judges and for barristers, the English equivalant for trial lawyers. Today, some barristers complained that the toppers are hot, ugly, and unsanitary. But England lost tradition and so far, the wigs have stayed. Until today, that is when Vic lollygagged into London and whisked away the wigs. Gumshoes, you've got to stop the slick one, catch Carmen, and answer the barristers cry for justice...

(singing) Woo-woo-ooo-oo

Chief

...GIMME BACK MY WIG!

Chief

And this is Top Grunge, Carmen's greasy gritty grifter with B.O. so bad you can see it.

(singing) Top Grunge

Chief

His last known whereabouts: Amazonas, Brazil. The Amazon Rainforest is home to many living things including inch-long ants and spiders the size of dinner plates. There's even a rare giant beetle that one scientist kept on a leash. Millions of species may still be undiscovered and they might just contain genetic information that could help scientists improve or even save people's lives. But today, the rainforest insect population dropped to zero. Top Grunge rumbled into the jungle and bagged every bug. Gumshoes, you've got to get a grip on that greaseball and squash his plans for...

(singing) Woo-ooo-ooo-oo

Chief

...THE BIG BUG BUG OUT!

Chief

And this is Patty Larceny, Carmen Sandiego's dimply dorian of duplicity.

(singing) P-P-P-Patty

Chief

Her last known whereabouts: Williamsburg, Virginia. From 1699-1780, Williamsburg was Virginia's capital. It was home to George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, and about 2,000 others, half of whom were slaves. Williamsburg's colonial glory was restored in 1926, and today, many of the 10,000 permanent residents recreate life in the 18th century, wearing colonial era clothes and demonstrating period crafts for thousands of daily visitors. Or they did until today when Patty Larceny tootled into town. She didn't just take snapshots, she took every bit of Williamsburg and filed it in her photo album. Gumshoes, it's your job to stop...

(singing) Woo-ooo-ooo-oo

Chief

...THE WILLIAMSBURGLARY!

Chief

And this is Wonder Rat, that self-promoting snivler who steals stuff for Carmen Sandiego.

(singing) Wonder Rat

Chief

His last known whereabouts: Germany's Rhine River. On a small island in the Rhine stands a 700-year-old Mäuseturm, or Mouse Tower. According to legend, an evil bishop invited a crowd of starving peasants into his bond, promising them free food. Then he burned down the barn with the peasants inside. The next morning, 10,000 mice chased the bishop out of his castle and into the tower where they ate him alive. I love happy endings. Now the tower is a popular tourist spot. Or it was until today when that caped crudhead Wonder Rat scoped up the tower while rowing up the Rhine. He backed up and bopped off with it. Gumshoes, you've got to retrieve the tower, catch Carmen, and stop this game of...

(singing) Woo-woo-ooo-oo

Chief

...RAT AND MOUSE!

Chief

This is Robocrook.

(singing) Robocrook

Chief

A down-and-dirty dust buster who vacuums up valuables for Carmen Sandiego. His last known whereabouts: Huntsville, Alabama. The word "camp" might remind you of mosquito bites and singing Kumbaya, but not if you've been to Space Camp at the U.S. Space and Rocket Center in Huntsville, Alabama. Space Campers fill their time working on model rockets, experiencing changes in gravity, and learning the history of rockets and the U.S. space program. The seven-day stay ends with a two-hour long simulated space shuttle flight. Every week, a whole new flock of students from around the world come to spend some time with their heads in the clouds. But their countdown stopped abruptly today when Robocrook vectored into the sector. His monitors indicated machinery, motivation, merriment, and minds at work. So the plutonium-plated pencil sharpener saucered over the center, zeroed in, then zapped it away. Gumshoes, today's case.

(singing) Woo-woo-ooo-oo

Chief

SPACE PLACE CHASE!

Robocrook Unit 0-59 calling. The judge threw the wrench at Robocrook. I'm sentenced to 20 years at the jailhouse soda machine. Get Carmen to help. You'll find her in Africa.

Chief

This is Eartha Brute.

(singing) Eartha Brute, huh

Chief

A herculean hooligan who hauls heistables for Carmen Sandiego. Her last known whereabouts: Moscow, Russia. Across from Lenin's Tomb on Red Square stands the famed department store called GUM. Its initials G.U.M. stand for a Russian phrase meaning main department store of Moscow. Built under the sun in 1893, the stylish three-story GUM once housed more than 1,000 shops. Its glamour faded though once Communists took power, and GUM became a drab state-run store. But with capitalism now sweeping through Russia, GUM's glory days have returned. But the only sale at GUM today was a huge five finger discount. Eartha Brute, boared with her wardrobe of just one bodysuit, went on a shoplifting spree. That burly burglar marched into Moscow, then strutted out with the store. Gumshoes, track down Eartha in today's caper...

(singing) Woo-woo-ooo-oo

Chief

...GUM CLUES FOR GUMSHOES!

Chief

This is Patty Larceny.

(singing) P-P-P-Patty

Chief

A gal with straight A's and twisted morals who walks the crooked path for Carmen Sandiego. Her last known whereabouts: Mexico. Painter Diego Rivera is a giant in the history of Mexican art. He was a big man who became hugely famous for enormous paintings called murals. Rivera was concerned with Mexico's poor and working class people and his art is often filled with their images. He thought his murals should be seen by everyone, not just those who go to museums. So instead of painting on canvas, Diego painted his murals on walls in public places. More than 100 Rivera murals can be seen throughout Mexico. Until today, that is when the prissy perp named Patty decided to privatize the previously public painting. She proceeded to purloin the pictures by pulling the paintings off their perches. Now, they pose for people to PPAC in Patty's Picture Place at a poultry peso a pop. Gumshoes, please retrieve those paintings from their present predicament...

(singing) Woo-woo-ooo-oo

Chief

...PATTY'S PLASTER PICTURE PINCH!

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