Chief quotes from Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?

(as clowns) Help!

Chief

This is Wonder Rat.

(singing): Wonder Rat

Chief

A wannabe fat cat dressed like a rat with a brain the size of a gnat. His last known whereabouts: South America. High in the Andes Mountains of Peru, the mighty Amazon River begins its 4,000 mile trek across the rainforests of South America. Along the way, hundreds of rivers feed its rush to the Atlantic coast of Brazil where it empties more water into the ocean than any other river in the world. The Amazon basin is home to countless plant and animals species, most of which we know little or nothing about. But many we have studied provide valuable medicine and knowledge. Or they did until today...

(singing): Oh, no!

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...when Wonder Rat brazenly breezed into Brazil with a king-sized pump of an industrial strength hose. He switched on his chunk pump, drained the entire Amazon, then whisked the water away. Now, he's using it to fill his big cheese pool. Too bad that ratface forgot that piranhas like rodents as snacks. Gumshoes, grab him before the fish do and solve today's case...

(singing): Woo-woo-ooo-oo

Chief

...A RODENT RAN THROUGH IT!

Know why they call me Wonder Rat? 'Cause it's a wonder that I'd rat on my own boss! (giggles) Carmen scooted to North America. Go get her.

Chief

This is Lynne Thigpen for Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?, and remember the ACME Triangle of Excellence: vigilance, dedication, courage!

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Today's caper is presented by WQED Pittsburgh, and WGBH Boston. Carmen's gang is bankrolled by the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, and by Viewers Like You.

And by Delta Airlines. Because at Delta, We love to fly and it shows.

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Today's episode, (Insert episode title)!

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They ripped off the goods, now chase down those hoods!/The loot is gone and the chase is on!/The crook's on the run, let justice be done!/The treasure's been popped and the crooks must be stopped! (In Disturbing the Heavenly Peace, She went "The crime's been committed but have no fear, our special Celebrity Gumshoes are here!")

(singing as we see an animated graphic of Carmen walking, and gets flashed into the title logo) Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?

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And one of these people ("teams" in Disturbing the Heavenly Peace) could find her!

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And this man is Special Agent in charge of training new recruits, Greg Lee!