Vic: I'm going to give you everything you've ever dreamed of.. which is why I'm going to go to the firehouse now.
Val: Uh, well, I did not dream that..
S4Ground-Turkey-Hog-Day
Val: Vic? You just made this my best Thanksgiving, too.
(after Vic leaves..)
Val: (smiling) Ohhhh my god!
S4For Love or Money
(about her pin number)
Holly: I love you so much, and--
Vince: Holly, what's the number?
Holly: Ben forever.
Val: (to Lauren) Rick is never going to leave his wife FOR YOU.
Hey, man, hey! Can I talk you about something? It's kinda embarrassing.
Oh, say no more. Use the cream from the third shelf in the medicine cabinet, takes away everything.
Gary, it's about Holly.
Oh. Tell Holly to use the cream from the third shelf in the medicine cabinet -
Gary, it's not about that. I saw Holly's paycheque - it's huge. I can't stop thinking about it, man. She makes so much more money than me.
And?
And it bugs me. I mean I'm the man. I'm supposed to be the provider.
No, no, you're the man because you found yourself a rich girlfriend. High five!
So, it wouldn't bother you that your girlfriend makes twice as much money as you?
Look, why make it a problem when there is no problem? You love her, she loves you.
Yeah, but it bugs me that she-
Okay, so you think that Holly is so far beneath you that she isn't entitled to make more money that you?
No, it's just that-
Oh, so then she doesn't deserve to make more money.
No, she deserves-
Then it's your stupid pride.
Oh... that could be it.
Now, what are you going to do about it?
I'm gonna get past it. Try to get past it.
No, you're gonna do it. Because real men get past it. Now, are you a real man?
Raah!
Weird, man, but real man.
Now, you know you're gonna have to pay for that.
Put it on Holly's tab. A real man can let his woman pay for his muffin.
Now, that's what I'm talkin' about. Keep it pimpin, player, keep it pimpin.
So, I got your text message. What's the emergency? You need your man for something? Lift something heavy? Kill a bug? Ride a bull? I'm your man.
Can't do it, Gary. Tried be cool, but I cannot be a kept man.
You ain't trying hard enough.
I hate him so much right now, but I don't know why.
I gotta make more money, Gary. Holly's just gonna make more and more. I'm telling you, she's going places. And I'm just going to those places to deliver packages.
I'm sorry, I'm getting my clients all mixed up. Uh, let's see... yeah, yeah...you're the one with the second clue to your date.
Aww..
Aww... isn't he precious? Yeah, it's not often you see a teddy bear in his... formal attire.
S4Coming Home
RRobyn
Bye Holly. Love your shoes.
Bye Robyn. Hate your guts
(talking about why Vic likes being a fireman)
You like almost dying?
No, that's not my favorite part of the job...the hats waaaaaaay cool.
... You wanna wear a cool hat, get a job as a wizard.
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