(Holly and Tina walk in the bakery and Tina notices Gary is there with Vince, and turns to Holly)
What is he doing here?
(shrugs)
(points finger at Holly) I'm going to go fake pee, and when I get back, I'm going to REAL kill you!
S4I've Got a Secret
Isn't there a job where you get paid to make out?
Yeah, we could be Ladies of the Night!
Come on man, you went and told Holly that I have unwanted feelings of a desire-ist nature towards Tina?
(giggles nervously) WHAT?
No, I didn't tell her, you just did, Gary!
Oh no, I just blurted out my own secret? Ohhh, I can't tell me anything!
Holly... I may have feelings for Gary other than hate.
Oh my god... Tina, that's fantastic!
I hate her!
Then you might be sending mixed signals by making out with her.
This is good... this is good. It's nice to know I'm not the only one you fight with.
I am fighting with her because I love her. The poker guy she has been emailing with is married. I've gotta stop it. Lauren is a beautiful girl, she deserves to be in a healthy relationship.
Like ours?
S4The Perfect Date (1)
(to Tina, who invites the gang to Vermont) Well, does it have good phone reception up there? Because Vince will want to call all of his girlfriends!
Don't worry, I can always use Holly's ankle bracelet as an antenna!
What is wrong with you people? Now, look it here. Tina has graciously all invited us for a lovely weekend in Vermont. Now, I for one, adore free stuff.
Charlie, this is a diamond bracelet.
I had a really excellent time tonight.
It matches your eyes. You know, if your eyes were $2700.
Excuse me, I just swallowed a xylophone.
You found where I hid your computer.
Oh, what, a person can't just swallow a xylophone?
Hey, buy her a bottle of tequila - she might marry you!
Great, now look what you just... I could never be mad at you, jacuzzi.
So, you really don't trust you?
How many times are you going to ask me?
Until you do trust me.
I do. Or, I mean I thought I did.
Until stupid Gary.
Stupid Gary.
Listen, maybe I was getting scared that the sign of a first problem you gonna go running back to Henry or Ben or someone you met in Vermont.
I'm NOT going to meet someone in Vermont! Vince, I love you. I can't believe you didn't know that.
And I love you, I can't believe you didn't know that.
I don't know, it's just when all saw all those numbers of the girls in your phone, it brought me back all the numbers of the girls in your phone. That was the old me, thinking I was with the old you.
But we're not those people anymore.
Those people must be eliminated.
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