Vic quotes from What I Like About You

Vic

Okay, c'mere.

Val

Oh wait, what are you doing? Put me down.

Vic

What now?

Val

It's the night before our wedding - it's bad luck for the bride and groom to see each other. (runs upstairs)

Vic

We'll do it in the dark!

Val

Oh, I can't. I want to, but I can't, okay. See, this is what I've been trying to tell you. I can't compromise. I can't go with the flow. I can't leave the DVD player running if nobody's watching it. (nervous laughter) I'm a mess! I don't even know why you would want to marry me. Oh, I was soooo happy for you when I found out we weren't married, because I thought "Yay! Vic has an out! Ha hah!" But you wouldn't go! No! I even showed you my crazy! But that didn't work either, you still wanted to marry me. You want to have six kids with me - are you insane? Can you imagine six me's running around?

Vic

Less and less.

Val

Do you think I can change other things? Ooh, like um, like my pre-martial break-up fears? Or my post-marital break-up fears? Ooh, maybe I can have three kids... or maybe even four.

Vic

Uh, well, I'm thinking two of you running around is plenty.

Val

V-vic, we can't. Star Wars?

Vic

Okay, honey, I know it's not how you pictured it, but nothing about our relationship is how you pictured it.

Val

Baby, it's just that you get married once, you know?

Lauren

You don't.

Vic

My god, you're still crying...

Gary

(crying) Nah, I'm good...

Vic

Listen, Gary, I know what you're going through, okay? But man up!

Jack Tyler

Vic, where are my daughters?

Vic

We don't know, Daddy!

Vic

So, hey, did you notice, huh? No Star Wars decorations. The guys and I worked all night so you could have your dream wedding. I know you were trying to go with the flow, baby, but I know you.

Val

Oh, you don't know me at all. What makes my dream wedding is you.

Vic

What, you mean, I could have had Yoda?