Victorious · Season 1
Now, before I take you in there, I should warn you.
About...?
My grandmother, she can be...critical.
That's okay, I take criticism really well.
No, you don't.
What's that supposed to mean?
Just that you don't take criticism very well
Why don't you just kick me in the face?
I'm sorry, I take it back.
(brightly) Okay.
(Robbie knocks on the door)
I've got a gun!
No, Mamaw, it's me, Robbie.
(Mammaw opens the door)
Hi.
Hi.
Come in. (whispers to Robbie) is she your girlfriend?
No.
Good, you can do better.
[of Cat's hair] Why did you do that to your hair?
What, you mean the color?
Do you hate your mother?
I love my mother.
Oh, how about she's the whole reason why I got into Hollywood Arts?
Now you're digging.
Yay, I'm diggy.
I wrote a song for you. I rehearsed it. With people! I performed it for you.
... Yeah, I think you were a little flat on that last chorus. [Tori grabs her by her shirt] Oh! Can't hit your sister during her birthweek.
A girl doesn't dye her hair that color unless she has psychological problems.
My hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems.
You're gonna have to get her another present.
I know that.
Got a cheese guy...
I'm NOT giving her cheese. Maybe I should just give up and accept the fact that I'm not gonna find anything good and Trina's gonna hate me for the next six months.
I can't believe you hit me in the head.
I can't believe you're not deep enough to appreciate a gift that totally came from my heart.
A song is not a gift.
It IS too.
Can I wear a song? No. Can I eat a song? No. Can I flaunt a song and make people jealous? No, you failed.
Can I have a coffee too?
No.
[to Trina] It's not good. [to himself] So good.
You people give me a rash.
[Jade leaves table]
(calling out) ... What kind of rash?
(Andre plays some music on his keyboard, which Tori finds quite catchy)
That is cool.
Now let's work on lyrics.
Noooo, I don't wanna write lyrics. Play more stuff on your thingy.
The song was your present.
How much did it cost?
It didn't cost money.
(mockingly) Then it's not a present.
Hey, Vega. Tori.
What?
Try this coffee and tell me what it tastes like. [Hands the cup to Tori]
Okay. [Drinks the coffee] Hazelnut?
I don't know, I found it in the garbage.
(Tori does a spit take)
Are you gonna finish that coffee?
No, Jade found it in the -- You can have it.
Thanks. [Trina blows her a kiss and walks away.]
That's right. Drink the garbage coffee.
Okay birthweek ideas for Trina. Andre you start us off.
Cheese.
Cheese?
Let's not do cheese.
Robbie?
Lotion, or various lotions.
Gross. Cat?
Well for my last birthday I thought my parents were going to get me a bike, but then I got home and my brother was cutting off his hair and my mom started yelling and...
Jade?
What?
What should I get Trina for her birthweek?
Talent.
Jade is so pretty.
3,2,1.
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