[reading and holding a script] I don't know.
[reading and holding a script] Oh come on!
Why are you in love with me?
Because you're beautiful. Look at your face in the moonlight.
No, a person can't look at their own face. It's impossible.
Then marry me and I'll buy you a thousand mirrors.
My father is a billionaire. I can give you everything you ever wanted. And I'm very good looking.
[A spotlight shines on Beck with a script also.]
[turns to Beck] I don't know.
It's okay that you don't know.
But you deserve an answer.
I can wait. For you, I can wait a thousand years.
[holding a book and texting]
I know I'm poor. I know that I don't have that much to offer but I do love you.
[turns away] Because I'm beautiful?
I don't love you because you're beautiful. [touches Tori's shoulder]
You're beautiful because I love you.
[Random disco music starts playing and everyone turns to Sinjin.]
I'm sorry! I hit the wrong thing!
NO! 15 YEARS AGO, YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO THE WRONG THING!!
[Cat and Trina are in the car, with Tori calling them]
Oh, punch buggy blue! [punches Trina's arm]
Dude! [punches Cat's arm]
Listen to me. If you 2 morons aren't back here before the play starts and I have to go on stage looking like a zombie, I'm gonna punch both your buggies! Do you- !? [Marty shows up near her] I love you too, grandma, thanks for the quilt. [hangs up]
Quilt? [other car honks] SHUT UP!!! [honks back]
(Cat and Trina are rapping in the car)
CTCat and Trina
You know I FLAUNT ya, 'cause girl I really WANT ya!
Got me cooler than a bag of ICE.
BBoth
Now, FREEZE, freeze! ...Now go.
Drop it fast, then move it real slow.
BBoth
[they point at each other] Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, WHAT?
You smell so FRUITY... [Cat says nothing] Sing the next line!
MMarty
Alright, congratulations, everyone. Now before we go, just a couple of-- [the disco music turns on, and Sinjin is looking at them from the control floor]
Don't fight it! [Tori and the rest of the group look with a "whatever" face and start dancing]
[Cat puts her Snowbee on the table. The rest of the group looks at it for a bit then continues eating]
...Don't you guys wanna know what that is?
Is it a transporter from the future that can beam you to another table, because if it is, what button do I push?
That's so hurtful! [sits down next to Tori]
You know, you don't always have to be mean to everyone.
See? Tori's interested in my device!
[puts his hand on Cat's shoulder] Aw, c'mon, little red, tell us about your doohicky.
Okay. It's called...the Snowbee! Watch. [presses a button, causing fake snow to fly all over the gang and their food] Wheee! [puts her hands up. Jade presses a button to shut it off] It makes pretend snow!
It's all over my tostada.
Because, it says the fake snow is toxic and can cause abdominal bleeding.
[Everyone pushes their lunches in the middle of the table]
(Jade, Beck, Tori and Andre have just finished watching Robberazzi)
Beck and I aren't splitting up!
I use an appropriate amount of ketchup!
Let's go face this right now! (they all walk out, leaving Cat with her catalog) Cat, are you coming?
Oh, my god! Underwear that floats!
Um, do you think maybe you're buying...you know, too many things from Sky Store?
No! [starts to walk away but turns back] ...Oh, hey, can I borrow some money for lunch?
Uh, yeah. How much? [takes out his wallet]
49.95 plus shipping. [Beck looks at her confused]
