Why are you rubbing my boyfriend?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Jade, kiss your boyfriend on your own time.
Oh, I will...
You know, you're actually not terrible. You're really going to quit Hollywood Arts?
What do you think I should do?
I think you should come back.
Why?
So I won't be known at school as the girl with the lame, little sister who quit on her first day...and I think you were really good in the Big Showcase.
(Tori smiles) Thanks, Trina.
But I would have been amazing!
Tori, you're back. You ever thought about coming in through the window?
No.
Think about it.
See, it's just a high school.
Uh, this is not just a high school. These kids are all artsy and creative and talented and I'm just... normal.
It's okay, there's nothing wrong with being average. Anyway, you're not alone. I got your back.
Okay, though...
FFriend
Trina! Eric Paulson got his hair straightened!
Shut up! Oh my god!
(Trina and her friend walk off speaking unintelligibly.)
I'm alone!
Hey, whatcha doin?
Calling my mom to tell her I want to go back to my old school.
Why?
Cause I don't like having black coffee in my hair!
Then I'll get you some cream and sugar. Everything'll be chill.
So let's hear your horn!
Yeah, play that funky music, white girl!
You know I'm half Latina.
Then hit it, muchacha!
Oh, great, so she gets an A- and I get a broken eye and a black nose
(correcting her) I think you meant--
I know what I meant.
My dog has a black nose. It's so cute, like a baby meatball!
Meatballs are brown.
YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME! [angrily takes her drink and leaves the table]
[after stage fighting class concludes]
[in a flirty tone] Hey, partner. I can't wait for our fight... scene...
Gulp.
(Tori and Jade doing their fight scene)
[as a robber] Gimme your money!
[as an elderly grandmother] WHAT?!
I ain't playing, gimme your money and your watch!
Well wouldn't you rather have this? [Tori swings her cane above Jade]
[after falling to the floor] OW!.....BUTTERNUT! BUTTERNUT!
She's bleeding!
TTeacher
Are you okay?
[covering her left eye with her hand] NO! Tori hit me in the face FOR REAL!
[defending herself] No, I didn't!
Tell that to my bloody eye! OW!
DDerek
Is that mac and cheese?
Who cares?!
DDerek
[Muttering] Just wanted to know if it was mac and cheese...
[comes in and looks at Tori. The two stare at each other for a few seconds] ...I don't get it.
What?
I know Andre told you that I faked everything. The blood, the black eye- what is that, mac and cheese?
DDerek
Looks like it, right?
Why'd you hit Jade in the face with a cane?
I didn't!
Ok, I believe you! Don't hit me!
Well, it looked like he was hurting you.
[suspiciously] Why do you care?
Because I figured he already suffers enough pain dating you
[retaliating] You wanna see pain?
Hey! Why don't we go sit over there? [Both Beck and Jade walk away]
(Cat and Robbie come to see Tori)
Hey, Tori!
Yeah, hey, hi.
Whatcha doin'?
Things.
RRex
(to Tori) Hey, waddup, girl? You got a numb tongue?
(Tori looks at Rex)
(to Rex) Alright, that's a time out, mister.
(Cat and Robbie put Rex inside Robbie's backpack)
RRex
No, no time out. Don't you put me in this backpack. I'm serious, Rob.
(enters) Hey, what goes on?
We're going to get some iced coffee.
(to Robbie) I thought caffeine makes you vibrate.
Sometimes it's nice.
(Robbie needs someone to help him with his Grandmother's computer)
Will one of you come with me?
Sure, I love old people. It's so cute how they shake when they pour their juice.
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