Just to be clear, I am on the boys side?
Yes.
Sweet!
(yelling as she attempts to get her phone while her friends try to stop her) I NEED MY PHONE! I NEED MY PHONE!! AAAHHHHH!!!!!
(Tori is sitting on Cat)
Please, get off me, please!
I CAN'T! Not till Jade gets here!
But I have to use the bathroom.
Do you really?
Yeah.
Are you lying?
Yeah.
BBoys
(upon winning the bet) BOY POWER! BOY POWER! BOY POWER! BOY POWER!
(at lunch)
I don't even miss our phones. You, guys?
No.
Uh huh.
No.
How long it has been since we had them?
Few hours.
It seems like years!
No, it's not that bad.
Years!
(holding a chew toy that looks like a phone) Look what I got!
What is that?
It's a dog toy that looks like a phone. Isn't It cool? (pause) I'm coming in now. (Cat enters) Hi, Mrs. Tori's mom!
Hello, Cat.
Uh.. why did you get a dog chew toy cellphone?
To help me get through the week. I mean, I know it's not like having a real phone but at least I can pretend.
But, what's the point?
This is all I've got!
But it's not even... uh, can I hold it? (grabs the toy)
Oh, you girls are pathetic. When I was your age, we didn't even have cellphones!
Yeah, but you had stuff that we don't have.
Yeah, like dinosaurs and Moses.
Oh, for corn sake. Sikowitz isn't here so just use my phone!
We can't!
Sinjin is out there spying on us!
(from the Vega patio) Can I use your bathroom?
No!
(Sinjin turns around and urinates in his pants)
(Tori, Cat, and Holly all gasp offensively)
(Sinjin runs off the patio; Holly and Cat then stare at Tori in dismay)
(when the boys win the bet, Tori, Cat and Jade get their phones after defeat. The phones suddenly ring)
Whoa! I got 43 text messages!
I have 200 more followers.
(watches the Wacky Donkey video everybody is taking about in her phone while laughing) Look at the Wacky Donkey! (Jade and Tori take a peek and laugh too. The laughing ends when Cat throws up at the phone box)
OHHH!!!!
OH!
(Beck enters with a scratched scar on his face and pieces of egg in his shirt. Everyone looks at Beck)
What happened?
Aw, man.
What happened to you?
Jessica Baxter. She texted me about a hundred times last night and I didn't text her back!
Well, did you explain to her that you can't use your phone?
Yeah. Right after she threw this egg at me and scratched my face!
(the doorbell rings)
Who is that? (opens the door. It's a little girl.) Hello.
GGirl
Will you help me? I'm lost!
You're lost?
GGirl
Uh huh. Will you please call my mom and tell her where I am?
Uh, yeah sure. I will call your mom----
WAIT!
What?
It's a trick! So we'll use our phones!
GGirl
It's not a trick!
WHO SENT YOU?
GGirl
I have asthma!!!!!
WAS IT ANDRE?! ROBBIE?! BECK?! WHO?!
GGirl
I just got lost! I took the wrong bus!
Well. You know what happens to little girls with asthma who take the wrong bus?
GGirl
No.
They get a face full of door!
GGirl
What does that mean?! (Jade slams the door in the girl's face)
Little grunch!
Can't you believe those guys try to trick us with a lost little girl, just to try to make us use our phones?
Jerks.
(in a shocked face) Unless she really was a lost little girl. (gasps) What if she was?
She'll learn a valuable lesson, you know: Always......take the right bus. (Cat, who was tied in a leash, manages to bite it off)
Cat!
She chewed through her leash!
I'M FREE! I'M FREE! (Jade and Tori chase Cat throughout the house)
(Jade enters Tori's home and found her sitting on Cat)
Why are you sitting on Cat?
If I let her up, she might try to grab a real phone, and I don't know if I can stop her by myself.
I don't think you can, I'm pretty scrappy.
I have a mole on my bum shaped as a fish.
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