“Three Girls and a Moose” quotes from Victorious

Jade

Where is he?

Cat

Hi.

Tori

I don't remember saying "come in".

Jade

I don't remember saying you could hog Moose.

Tori

What are you talking about?

Jade

(imitating Tori) Oh, Moose my goodness, I certainly do enjoy a fine game of hockey.

Cat

(imitating Tori) Oh, please take me to the hockey game, Moose. I'm ever so desperate!

Tori

I don't talk like that!

Jade

Whatever. You have been hogging Moose and you know it.

Cat

Moose hogger.

Tori

How can I hog a guy if he's not even here?!

Jade

Then where is he?

Tori

He said he wanted to hang out with Beck.

Cat

Hmmm.

Jade

I bet they're at Karaoke Dokie right now.

Cat

Cause that's where the hamburgers are.

Jade

Later.

Cat

Gator.

Cat

When my brother was little, he used to have a Tinkle Aid stand. (giggles) It was so cute, he'd stand around all day yelling "Tinkle Aid, twenty five cents a cup!"

Tori

I hope you meant he had a lemonade stand.

Cat

(giggles) No...

Tori

No, we don't want YOU!

Jade

Go get the ugly waiter!

Tori

[whispers] She's actually a dude!

Uh, it's getting kinda late. Are you sure this is the way to Karaoke Dokie?

Jade

(pulls car over) Uh, oh. Car's out of gas.

Gauge says you have a full tank.

Jade

(pulls Moose towards her and kisses him) Try not to talk.

Later can we get a hamburger?

Jade

We'll see. (kisses Moose again)